Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum." I'm only 26 years-old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML
Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML
Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, at the park, I saw my toddler fall. I rushed over, picked him up, and said, “It’s OK, Mum’s here.” He looked confused. So did his real mum. I had mistakenly grabbed a random child instead of my own in front of everyone. They weren't even wearing similar clothes. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
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Top comments
Palirose 22
Tell the police that, so that they can take him to his real home and family.
tacojauns 45
Congratulations on your new son!
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Comments (70)
jake5laura 6
I wonder if he still would've told the police i was his parent if upon opening the door i was 50+ and male
emh86 14
Still possible. When I was 15 my parents were 55
jake5laura 6
i mean like, i could have been a pedophile
saksxalmo 20
She COULD HAVE been raped? Er, what? Last I checked, 5-11 year olds can't consent to sex.
perdix 31
Just go with it. Nobody ever gets too many hugs. Also, you don't want to be the next target of this kid's vandalistic skills.
etchsanity1 11
46 - we ha a 9 yo get pregnant by her 10 yo boyfriend out here it was on the news and fairly disturbing ... We've also had more than one vase of preteen kids sending naughty pictures to each other ... They can't consent with an adult but there is no law on the books that can prosecute the kids for consenting to each other ...
laden_swallow09 35
I think said Peruvian girl was a freak of nature in the way she was carrying the fetus who was supposed to be her twin sibling because the girl absorbed the other fetus during development and had no chance of delivering it. I saw it on one of those Discovery documentaries like, "The Man Whose Arms Exploded". Please correct me if I'm wrong.
xsarax_fml 10
Hahaha you shoulda went with it and helped the kid out so he wouldn't get in trouble! Well, that's what I woulda done. lol
Froleybot 5
#57 That is incorrect. The girl was a "freak" in that she started puberty at an extremely early age. She actually had a 6 pound baby boy and he lived until he was 40 when he died of a bone marrow disease. The girl is still alive at 79 years old.
yannabanah 9
How the hell did OP deserve this?
Jordath_Fil 11
By being a bad mother and letting her kid vandalize some place.
lilycanscool 6
how did she deserve this? like what is wrong with all these trolls who YDI every. single. time.
xsarax_fml 10
Really "clame"? -.- Sometimes I think people find deliberate ways to spell things as dumb as they can...