Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML
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MissGrinch 4
-resists the urge to correct this FML-
makemeasandwich 0
well it's not really your fault, right?
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Comments (105)
ehhssh 0
happened to me too, I need help like you :(
jacobb77 0
u were in a bed with ur gf not having sex then u had a wet dream looser
tbonea1990 0
lie ur ass off
Faizaru 0
OP uses lie about dream! It dosn't effect foe GIRLFRIEND! foe GIRLFRIEND used PACKUP HIS SHIT AND KICK HIM OUT! It's super effective!! OP is screwed! OP is out of options! OP forced to be kicked from the house! Too bad you didn't have a max revive.
calililly93 0
Ahahahaha. Well at least it wasn't about your sister or your mom.
nikkired 0
Bet she rubbed you off and told you ,you were dreaming. What a great idea,think I'll give at a shot.
20waffleater10 0
I wonder if you gave her any tips? cause apparently what happened in your dream was better then what happens between the two of y'all
catlynnpenn 0
can I say single now? lol
BonJovi821 3
You just did. Twice.
catlynnpenn 0
can I say single now? lol
scooter69 0
what a creeper! plus there's nothing you can do about it...fyl