Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML
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MissGrinch 4
-resists the urge to correct this FML-
makemeasandwich 0
well it's not really your fault, right?
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Comments (105)
rocketsurgeon89 0
i had a dream once that i was having sex with a chick i was friends with, while laying next to my girlfriend, and woke her up saying that girls name too!!! however it later on turned into a drunken threesome between that chick, my girlfriend and i! so maybe it'll lead to something cool for you later! :D
alinka_fml 0
so? I don't see how this is an FML. wow, you had a dream about another girl and she heard. cry me a river
Flocka_23 14
That's just weird and pretty funny lmao FYL
lolxlolx3 0
Oh how lovely
15949058 4
Apparently* and I am 13
alexiskelley18 6
she is kinda creepy about it....
Techno101 13
Why is everyone so incompetent to the fact that you can have a wet dream at any age
daemonsparta 16
can't really control that