Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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rberry88 4
Dump him now, once a cheater, always a cheater
ndvorsky 4
You tell her he has a girlfriend, see what happens
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Comments (214)
macdaddymady 8
Not to be insensitive, but by the way she just said 'come over' makes me doubt they're just 'buddies'. That's more demanding, and we only tend to do that once we've known someone really well.
alpha_kennyBody 3
I say breakup with his ass :) you deserve way better
FYLbeotches 5
Work buddies with benefits
thecovert 7
He's lying. Leave him now.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Do you believe that they're just work buddies? That doesn't explain why he would be summoned to her house at night and doesn't need to be given the address. Don't waste any more time with someone who, at best, shows more concern for another woman's feelings over yours and who, at worst, is unfaithful and an unimaginative liar.
FYLDeep 26
I'm with you there, but I think unimaginative liars are much better than the imaginative ones. Being able to lie well without care for other people is one of the key components of psychopathic behavior.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Point taken. I think I meant it more along tbe lines of "he's an idiot who clearly thinks you're dumb enough to fallfor that" rather than "find yourself a pathological liar who can deceive lie detector tests".
TheJashinist 8
Please tell me you dumped him afterwards.
xKingZero 0
Dump that fool.
ZombieLoveA 0
That sucks.... Really, Don't waste your time/:
JinxosGirl87 0
"Put the kids to bed" might refer to her getting out of the bathroom after taking a crap. Therefore, that proves that they're more than friends by her letting him know that private information. *Far fetched*
raphanne_fml 33
Yes, because texting a guy to say that she just took a shit would be a huge turn on to make him come over... I don't know, it's a wild guess but maybe "put the kids to beds" just means that she has children and that she simply put them to bed...
HomeAl0ne 20
Yeah, nothing shady going on there. It's always awkward having to tell your workmates that you know someone outside of work.