Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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rberry88 4
Dump him now, once a cheater, always a cheater
ndvorsky 4
You tell her he has a girlfriend, see what happens
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Comments (214)
CrazyManNo9 29
I am sure you meant to say, "We WERE together for two years.", right? It'd be different if he was real and up front about it all, but how is telling people at work you have a girlfriend "weird"?
CrazyManNo9 29
I have to admit thought that the argument that you were using his phone to call your mom is lame. You just didn't want to admit you were snooping.
xDistant 13
Dump him. He's more then likely more then "just friends" with her.
MarjoCupcake 11
I'm going to assume his name will be Single.
shaggy91 4
Dump his ass!
effedml 5
"Christina" is his girlfriend. He's hiding you. Leave him alone.
ObsessedWithMe 13
Um cheater much, FYL that sucks so bad to be the other woman. It's better you know now though rather than later when it's been 7 years not just 2...
Pazu_fml 10
Hope those aren't your kids she's talking about, because that'll make things difficult when you break up with him. Which you should have done the second this happened. There's no worry of "making things weird" unless he's cheating. He's cheating.
Pazu_fml 10
Whoops, misread. Thought she was telling him to put HIS kids to bed. Either way, you're a fool if you stay with this guy.
KaylieBieber13 0
Giiirrrlll! dump his sorry ass!
Pantriar 2
Dump his ass! But I'm just wondering one thing, why were you reading his text messages? I hate it when people go through my messages.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Really?? It clearly says she was using the phone to call her mom and the message popped up. Hard to miss...
kingbling11 12
First!