Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
well fuck
Warsaw, Poland
Daily grind
Today, I got home from working 14 hours straight, went to take a dump, and fell asleep on the toilet. I woke up later on the floor, covered in shit and piss, with my alarm going off, an hour before I was due back at work. FML
BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Brian B
United States
Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML
XoXonedirectionXoXo
Eden Prairie, United States
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Courtney
United States
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
sleepytime
United States
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Newny_Newny_Newny
United States
You OK, dude?
Today, I got home from work after working 16 hours straight. I was naked on the toilet, just about to get in the shower, scrolling through my phone when I nodded off and FaceTimed someone by accident. FML
Crap
Toronto, Canada
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
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UncleCaitlyn 21
I smell something and it's not a promotion
Laphog 17
Getting paid to sleep and poop, a career we all aspire to attain .
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Comments (38)
shade34 19
been there done that!
xx000o 27
Instead of a power nap you took a power shit.
death32 6
i really dont know which is funnier the comments or the fml.
Publikwerks 14
That sounds like a great way to spend a workday
RabbitOfAurora 28
I need more information before I can decide if this is an FML or YDI. If you fell asleep because you were up partying all night or playing videogames or something YDI. If it was because you have a screaming baby/were unwell/have narcolepsy or insomnia or whatever FYL.
amazed_71 14
just curious, but how can you fall asleep in that situation?
Shadowvoid 33
In Japan this might be encouraged. I am referencing the idea that some companies believe that falling asleep on the job means you were working really hard
NightKat 25
At least it only happened once. An older guy I work with has to be constantly checked on whenever he goes to to restroom because he frequently does this, I'm not sure why he hasn't been fired yet..
cupcakesholic 10
Pretty simple. But, funny.
HollyQuinn 21
JD?