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Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home from working 14 hours straight, went to take a dump, and fell asleep on the toilet. I woke up later on the floor, covered in shit and piss, with my alarm going off, an hour before I was due back at work. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I got home from work after working 16 hours straight. I was naked on the toilet, just about to get in the shower, scrolling through my phone when I nodded off and FaceTimed someone by accident. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
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Top comments
UncleCaitlyn 21
I smell something and it's not a promotion
Laphog 17
Getting paid to sleep and poop, a career we all aspire to attain .
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Comments (38)
Hildy93 21
Could have been playing angry birds instead
R_L_Jack 11
need more shut eye?
thatsjustgreat1 16
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
hellnosucka 27
multitasking... I like it.
jebron 13
How long does it take you if you could fall asleep?
PsychedelicGrass 6
That's some fuckery right there.
DaniealThePope 18
Sounds like you have a shitty day.
isuckwithnames 22
Who hasn't fallen asleep on the toilet at least once?
ulissey_fml 22
Did you dream of being promoted as Number Two ?
KxHoneyCombxP 24
wow, my husband does that too. he doesn't get paid hourly though.