Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML
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Top comments
AliceC_fml 3
hahahaha! oh my gosh. that's funny. fyl indeed. also, dude above me, that's just plain weird
agalaz 5
Dick
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Comments (50)
halfprincess 3
LOL. I can feel your pain. FYL
TheEpicPies 15
Happens to me with my dad! :/
music87 14
Roll up a pair of her dirty socks and put them by her face. She will stop snoring. My grandma has to do that to my grandpa when he snores. I guess the smell makes them subconsciously close their mouth.
music87 14
Roll up a pair of her dirty socks and put them by her face. She will stop snoring. My grandma has to do that to my grandpa when he snores. I guess the smell makes them subconsciously close their mouth
TylerDirty 15
If you find a way to stop a person from snoring let me know :p
jjnotantibi 2
Its the apnea!
Filmusic42 6
Snorception
CaroAurelia 12
If the genders were reversed I'd swear this was my mum writing about my dad.
LyricaSilvan 30
Sorry to hear that. Especially if it's a regular thing.
cjl922 17
IT'S 3AM IN THE MORNING