Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML
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AliceC_fml 3
hahahaha! oh my gosh. that's funny. fyl indeed. also, dude above me, that's just plain weird
agalaz 5
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Luckster 0
I think my boyfriend wouldn't mine me snoring. I sleep in absolute silence....you cannot hear me breathing at all. So I sleep like I'm dead. Freaks him the hell out. He has to poke me and watch me react to make sure I'm still alive.
repyourcliche 0
^ aha yeah. but to be fair, it would definitely wake someone up...
Euphoric_boner 0
well poke is also used here. but you know what she means. and I agree. my mom thought I was dead when I was a baby and try to nudge me awake to see if I was even alive XD
mylifeiscrazi 1
Funny! FYL
sweetpandora_fml 2
perhaps your wife is like my godfather xD it's impossible to sleep in the same house as him 'cause we can hear his snoring EVERYWHERE
razorp 0
@1 my gf snores, and she is very beautiful, and she is a cute sleeper, hell her snore is even cute, so mope not a turnoff
CYNNER 0
my dad snores really loud but my mom learned to sleep through it. eventually you will too. i feel lucky not to have gotten that gene but i am unfortunate enough to sleep walk and talk in my sleep. one time i was singing and my sisters listened and made fun of me in the morning.
wannabesinger 16
Stop complaining and get yourself some ear plugs. Why is that so hard?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Because when you constantly have to use earplugs then you might not hear your alarm for work or whatever.
alexFYL 11
Wearing earplugs stops you from hearing other things you need to hear. Like already mentioned, alarm in the morning, some people have kids, I have destructive and/or sick pets I have to jump out of bed and do something about... if someone comes to the door, phone ringing, etc. I mean, all I want to do is not hear the snoring, not be deaf.
hellokimmiee 5
LMAO!! SORRY BUT LMAO!!
The_Norwegian 2
YDI for actually dreaming about your wife.
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
lol then did u have a dream that u were dreaming about your wife snoring loudly then u wake up?!:)
YG27 0
Dejavu! A glitch in the Matrix! Look out the agents are coming fro you!! Rofl.