Topher
United States
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
boardwalk the fuck out of my resturaunt
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
amused
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Waiting for that trickle down
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Anonymous
Wealth
Today, after about 8 hours of working and making huge orders, I received my share of tips. It was only a quarter. One single quarter. FML
Anonymous
Sounds illegal
Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML
monkey2069
Elgin, United States
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Pratik_ra
Rolling in it
Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML
2broke4ajoke
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Cheapskates
Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML
dammit33
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Marco
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
goin4broke
United States
Sharing is caring
Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML
Top comments
BelleElle_fml 5
Which is exactly why you're working.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to give the loan sharks a visit!
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Comments (107)
catielady1216 0
This is a stupid fml.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to give the loan sharks a visit!
LiveLaughFML 10
take at least $2-3 out of that and use it to play the lottery. you could end up being a million dollars richer than you are now! ;)
trollsemen 8
Yea but if you don't pay by time they will kick your ass.
HolyHandGrenade 4
Yes 11, gambling on something that is less likely to happen than being struck by lightning is definitely the answer to money woes.
Lanceeden 12
I won a $5 lottery once. I got doughnuts.
xoconnie 8
now whos fault is that?
gchartier90 0
Most people owe a shit load more money than they have in their account to the bank. So if you ahead two dollars consider yourself rich
Finn_the_human 5
If your having money problems I feel bad for you son.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!
No_LoveMM 3
I got 99 doughnuts cuz a bitch ate one...
eshhayz 0
What do you mean loan sharks?? It's not shark week ? Huehuehue
Zero22120 12
Damn blow, leaves you poor every time...
scrapmetal58 9
Scotia: You're richer than you think.
smmrgrl 1
if you need some cheering up you should check out videos by raywilliamjohnson, smosh and this new one I found, mscelebritylife. otherwise cyanide and happiness is always a good choice (:
Chaos187 6
Need money now? Well I'm here to help! Not really...
cptmorgan6 8
It's my money, and I need it now!!!
KiddNYC1O 22
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.
bu11sh1tbush 3
8776 now!!!
WashingtonSkins 2
Jajaja
nellienicole 1
No it's... 877-CASH NOW. Lol wow too much tv.
BelleElle_fml 5
Which is exactly why you're working.
Death_From_Above 0
Probably need to work harder so ya make more. So it can start adding up
Justincolon22 15
Your Gorgeous...
sarah_loves_yuh 0
Well at least you are $5 richer than you were before!
cudi504 4
i hope op thanked them gratefully with tears in his eyes
SteveTheJanitor 6
OMG its Gibby again!!!!!
Frijolero_92 1
People just left pennies where I worked at
Sun_Kissed18 25
Stop spending so much so the tips pile up
mfbeezy11 0
Financial adviser over here!
MangoRico1 1
Hurry play lotto... Hey you never know
lexi123456789000 0
Hey, be happy u have a good tipper
lerthox 8
Well at least now you are twice richer than you were yesterday :)
loserman67 36
until the bank charges him an $11 dollar service fee
nitewlf12 10
Haha EXACTLY what I wad thinking! What are you complaining about? You just more than doubled your money. Sounds like a good day to me!
hailphire130 0
If you put that in your bank account, you'll have more than what they tipped you.