Today, my husband has both arms broken, and I have to help him in the bathroom. Not the problem. My girlfriends and I have been pranking each other lately and it's been fun, but they decided to slip my husband slip him some laxatives so that I would have to clean him him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother has two broken arms and needs help wiping his own ass. Bonus, he has bad diarrhoea from the food poisoning he got from the shrimp he made me hand-feed him yesterday. FML
Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML
Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML
Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML
Today, my husband was finally moving out. I picked up his enormous duffle bag full of clothes to help get him out faster, and I threw out my back. I now can't move. I can't even wipe my own ass. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML
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Larinda Chapman 13
you still consider them friends after that? you're way better and forgiving than me
Levi2411 41
That's way too far. He's already in enough pain I'm sure because of his arms, but to slip him laxatives just to mess with you? I'd be livid. FHASHL.
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Comments (13)
Ambrily 27
Yea that's not a prank. They are pretty shitty people, imo.
Levi2411 41
That's way too far. He's already in enough pain I'm sure because of his arms, but to slip him laxatives just to mess with you? I'd be livid. FHASHL.
mando 10
what is FHASHL?
Levi2411 41
... **** His Asshole. 🤣
mando 10
That's a prank gone too far 😥
Larinda Chapman 13
you still consider them friends after that? you're way better and forgiving than me
Tammy Gabb 5
Those are not friends at all. Get new friends
Chazzster 32
That’s definitely an FML for your poor husband. But mature adults do not prank each other, stupid things can happen as the ante gets raised each round. You need better friends, these are not friends. And you need to learn not to get caught up in pranks - This is not middle school, this is yours and your husband’s life.
rainbowdonnareed 18
You need better friends
Billie-Jo 9
I agree with people who, says that's not a prank. That probably will really harm someone physically, I would give them payback.
toodamntall 9
That's not a prank, that's an illegal act. They gave your husband drugs without his knowledge or consent in a situation that wasn't a medical necessity. Your husband has every right to press charges or sue.
altpoet1 5
That's called assault.