Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML
Today, I was giving my one-year-old a bath. I'd finished washing her, so she started to play and splash. When I went to lift her out of the tub, I slipped and busted my kneecaps on the side. Guess who sat there and laughed hysterically as I cried out in agony. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
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Top comments
False_Stupidity 42
That's a rather unfortunate chain of events... You kind of deserve it but really who could have foreseen all of that happening in consequence?
deathrise007 22
It's hard to tell wether YDI or not. Too much info is left out. Just a suggestion, if you are going to play around like that be a little more careful. Hope that your husband and daughter feel better!
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Comments (58)
VoldooPed 20
Unless he was being incredibly obnoxious and egotistic, then YDI. Couldn't you see that the floor would get wet and would be a potential slipping hazard?
Crossing 17
Your right! We know exactly what's going to happen, we're humans. Op was trying to have a little fun.
Benpie 22
*you're
MikaykayUnicorn 36
7, if you have a wood floor or tile floor, you should always be careful. When it gets wet it becomes a legitimate hazard.
shuttfup 17
you're an idiot...
Sandsh8rk 36
Welp, I guess you're gonna get busted.
iamdorkette 12
That's pretty funny. I mean, yeah, YDI, but that makes sense. We do that kind of stuff (spraying with the dish hose thing) all the time in my family. Hope everyone feels better!
no_playa_hater 14
YDI even though you do this kind of stuff to your family all the time?
izzajaneful 24
Maybe he means that everyone should accept the consequences of their actions, but at the same time he can understand this particular risk taking behavior. Just because someone does something themselves doesn't mean they automatically believe it is beyond reproach.
deathrise007 22
It's hard to tell wether YDI or not. Too much info is left out. Just a suggestion, if you are going to play around like that be a little more careful. Hope that your husband and daughter feel better!
iamdman 22
hard to tell the whole story in 300 character...maybe OP will elaborate in comments.
False_Stupidity 42
That's a rather unfortunate chain of events... You kind of deserve it but really who could have foreseen all of that happening in consequence?
itchmcrotch 13
How in the hell do they deserve that? Stupid.
lexiieeex3 32
Sounds like something out of "America's Funniest Home Videos"
whybotherliving 11
yeah, if it was a mashup of short horror films lol
IorvethTheXolo 8
That sucks. I don't think YDI. Living a staircase away from the beach, we live with wet (And sandy. How I hate the sand everywhere!) floors all summer long. Between the fishing and the crabbing and the wet people in and out all day... Water is just a part of life. It's constantly being cleaned, but dang, in my house, there are several months where you have to walk carefully through my kitchen because there may jut be a puddle.
Myo_fml 20
I want to live at a beach and crab and fish every day. :(
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Well, that was a train wreck from start to finish.
MetalxSoldier 26
This is like a non fatal version of the Final Destination movies.
iamdman 22
final destination ER rated PG-13 for language adult humor
socialproduct 19
Temporary Destination
lilchica22001 22
Hahaha temporary destination for the win!