Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, as I was leaving a night shift at McDonald’s, a woman wanted to use the toilets. I explained our doors didn’t open until 7 a.m. now due to COVID-19. She wouldn’t take no for an answer and as I went to walk off, I got a swift knee in the nuts for my troubles. FML
Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
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Charlie Given 28
well for one your boss committed an illegal action you can't lock public restrooms even during a pandemic and two being somebody that has Crohn's disease when you gotta a shit ya gotta a shit there is no holding it
Chazzster 32
Let boss clean it up.
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Charlie Given 28
well for one your boss committed an illegal action you can't lock public restrooms even during a pandemic and two being somebody that has Crohn's disease when you gotta a shit ya gotta a shit there is no holding it
Chazzster 32
Let boss clean it up.
Wadlaen 24
Well, when nature calls, nature calls...😅
Anzubar 5
What costume were they wearing?
mccuish 25
I’ve been getting tired of places locking up public washrooms during this pandemic. I went out for a walk to get some exercise. I needed to use the washroom while I was out. It was hard to find a place that had the public washrooms open.
RichardPencil 32
That's when you go to the PA, say "Clean up on Aisle 9" and go on break until someone else cleans it up, or it decomposes.