Today, when I left for work, my girlfriend had gorgeous, very long (down to her hips), dark red hair. When I came home from work, her head was shaved. I asked her why she did it, and all she said was, "I just got tired of taking care of it". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
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TomeDr 25
What is it with men wanting women to have long hair??? My ex loved when my hair was long and got upset whenever I cut it shorter. But he also hated long hair in the tubs and drains. Short hair is much easier to care for.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I understand the frustration of taking care of longer hair, and my hair is rarely below my shoulders as a result. But I don't understand the logic behind shaving it completely off. It is her choice, but like someone else said, make sure she's okay because a shave is different from a trim.
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sarsuela 29
I hope she is alright. Shaving long hair is often a sign of mental troubles.
TomeDr 25
What is it with men wanting women to have long hair??? My ex loved when my hair was long and got upset whenever I cut it shorter. But he also hated long hair in the tubs and drains. Short hair is much easier to care for.
poopface82 25
Sometimes it’s a cultural thing and women are raised from birth to take pride in their hair. Hair is everything from a personal statement to a mood ring. My girlfriend put in a wig that didn’t suit her and her family almost had an intervention and I learned just how big a deal it can be.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I understand the frustration of taking care of longer hair, and my hair is rarely below my shoulders as a result. But I don't understand the logic behind shaving it completely off. It is her choice, but like someone else said, make sure she's okay because a shave is different from a trim.
Yudith 28
Let's hope she just wanted to donate her luscious hair to some make-wigs-for-cancer-patients foundation.