Today, as I was leaving a night shift at McDonald’s, a woman wanted to use the toilets. I explained our doors didn’t open until 7 a.m. now due to COVID-19. She wouldn’t take no for an answer and as I went to walk off, I got a swift knee in the nuts for my troubles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a man for not opening my store 10-15 minutes before the scheduled opening time, which made his 84-year-old wife shit her pants waiting to get in. It didn't matter when I explained I had no way to know she needed to use the restroom. FML
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Dale Gulley 8
Don’t care what gender you identify as. Assault me for no reason, get an assault back.
ojoRojo 27
Honestly I’m surprised they’re letting anyone come in to use the bathrooms. Most places around me (CA) only allow for drive through or curb side pickup
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ojoRojo 27
Honestly I’m surprised they’re letting anyone come in to use the bathrooms. Most places around me (CA) only allow for drive through or curb side pickup
RichardPencil 32
Assaulted nuts, eh? Note to self: get snacks from grocery store.
Aliya Bugtti 5
that is just disgusting and uncalled for tbh this whole thing is really showing people's true colours in all areas should of reported her and called the cops and get her banned that's assualt u were only doing ur job
Dale Gulley 8
Don’t care what gender you identify as. Assault me for no reason, get an assault back.
wellthatsunfortunate 10
I hope you called the cops on her for that assault!
JuliaKay14 33
Sue her for assaulting you
Taurus_ChicKa 37
People like her are what makes this horrible situation even worse. You're only doing your job, which you were told to do by someone higher up, and yet you get the brunt of the assholery. Ridiculous.
WistayShlaio82 13
I wonder how she feels about being in jail.