Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I told the man my girlfriend has been cheating on me with all about her infidelity. He didn't get angry; he just said that he knew, that they were in an open relationship, and that I was pretty stupid to have not figured it out sooner. FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
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Top comments
TheRealStunts 27
At least she didnt dump your cheating ass. Be thankful.
Zlunder 19
You can say life gave you another chance.
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Comments (37)
TheRealStunts 27
At least she didnt dump your cheating ass. Be thankful.
ayayron22 3
tell who?
thestoryofacaleb 14
Friends, co-workers, family
kaymo2 21
Most likely a typo, probably meant 'yell'
winchester97 20
I think he meant yell
Zlunder 19
You can say life gave you another chance.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Yeah her real reaction might be brewing.....
Hefri123 19
Don't cheat you ass!
KingPinkiepie 15
Poor thing..ur GF not u....ya douche
nesteremily 31
You're lucky as hell and I wish she had reacted differently. If you've ever been cheated on you know how horrible it is. I don't understand how people can do that.
cheeeksss 29
#26, I love your comment so much. Couldn't have said it better myself. Wish more people were like you (like OP for instance).
nesteremily 31
That's what I always say too. And I know they're selfish people I meant I could never cheat so I don't understand how they do that as if would kill me to hurt someone like that.
Rykers 18
I never understand how anyone could cheat on someone. Have you ever had your heart broken before? Do you remember how much that hurts? Why would you intentially do that to someone you claim to have, or did love. Disgusting.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
People cheat because they're most likely unhappy with their current relationship, and they don't know how to communicate with their significant other. I think people like that shouldn't be in relationships if they resort to cheating instead of communicating.
TaoShaman 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If she has so little regard for them that she assumes they wouldn't dare cheat on her like she's so amazing and they could never do any better, maybe they should just dump her. Cheating is terrible and awful, but if you respond by laughing and calling them a liar like you're so perfect and wonderful that they could never find anyone else, you're a terrible person too. Between one cheating and the other being an apparent narcissist, they both sound kinda awful. I'm not really sure who's worse in this situation. Both are severely disrespecting the other.
Rykers 18
I don't really see based on what we've been told how the girlfiend, being the victim is equally to blame. It might purely be the case she refuses to believe it out of denial because of the betrayal of trust. There is no way the OP and his girlfriend are the same in terms of blame. Cheating is never warranted.
hellobobismyname 24
13 - She could be laughing because she has so much faith in him that she thought he was joking. I know if I told my bf I was cheating, he wouldn't believe me because it's just not in my character. It could be she thought she was a good catch, and why can't she believe that? Imagine you are the most selfless, loyal person to your partner and you've been so good to them and have given the relationship your all, would it not be shocking or unbelievable that your partner would jeopardize a loving relationship for a night of sex? You are applying blame to her based on assumptions when the bf has given concrete evidence that he is the one who is guilty of something. And the way the FML is written, he is more upset that she laughed at him than he is ashamed of cheating. Hmmm..
PrincessShiraz 11
If you are so insecure that you see this and assume for absolutely no reason that she was laughing because she "thinks she's so perfect and wonderful" then YDI for all the future people who break up with you for being a needy, insecure baby. The fact that your ego is so fragile that being laughed at is virtually as terrible as being cheated on is just sad.
Rykers 18
22 - Bit strong don't you think? 13 is merely saying how laughing in disbelief, we can only assume she's been the best she can be and feels she doesn't deserve it, pretty fair comment if you ask me. It has nothing to do with ego or being insecure - Having a baseline self respect doesn't relate to ego. Regardless, It still doesn't mean cheating in the first place is okay. There's no YDI in it.
guiilleh 8
Okay, now I'm curious. What was in comment #5?