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Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
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Top comments
Henry8cooper 15
Every prostitute I ever talked to, was a nice person who had children, brothers, sisters and parents. I wouldn't want my daughters to be prostitutes, or my sisters or my mother. I wouldn't buy their services myself. But I do think, that the real FML goes to your sister, who is not only doing a widely sought after service, a very tough job, but is also condemned by society and family.
Memnoc 26
Where I'm from, the police frequently do prostitution stings, arrest the "buyers", and even publicly post photos of the ones arrested attempting to buy sex. It's not just the prostitutes who get arrested.
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Comments (13)
Kunfu Brandy 4
that's kray just heard a story like that today
Henry8cooper 15
Every prostitute I ever talked to, was a nice person who had children, brothers, sisters and parents. I wouldn't want my daughters to be prostitutes, or my sisters or my mother. I wouldn't buy their services myself. But I do think, that the real FML goes to your sister, who is not only doing a widely sought after service, a very tough job, but is also condemned by society and family.
MamaChey 24
Are you saying that you talked to prostitutes but didn’t use their services? Calling bs
Henry8cooper 15
Yes - and I do so frequently. Where I am currently located it is quite hard to go for a beer without being contacted by prostitutes. If they have a slow night - we talk. Nice people - you should try it.
Skydome6666 6
so did she give you the services free of charge?
Laurea Lindroos 8
That’s why I think the laws about sex work have the wrong focus. It punishes women, who are already in a very vulnerable position, are treated horrybly by the ”buyers”, and are financially depending on the work they do. It should be the buyers who should be punished. They are paying for consent, which means what they are doing is paying to rape someone. They are buying their right to someone elses body and it’s reduces the women to an object you can buy.
Memnoc 26
Where I'm from, the police frequently do prostitution stings, arrest the "buyers", and even publicly post photos of the ones arrested attempting to buy sex. It's not just the prostitutes who get arrested.
SuperDuck100 7
paying for sex is in no way rape. if you receive consent, it isn't rape. that is a stupid as hell take.
AmbrosiaFan 19
They are willingly going through sex with someone for money. That is not rape.
jbuckets_404 39
OP, did you have to pay, too? ;-) [To get her out of jail, I mean.]
Joshawott 21
How is an FML this short such an emotional rollercoaster? Bravo OP.
SuperDuck100 7
they should just decriminalize prostitution. there are too many prudes who think they can tell someone what they can/cannotndo with their body