Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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reapfml 0
What did the rabbit look like?
junaho 0
I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit
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Comments (194)
Tenor_Sax_Man 0
YDI for living in Ohio lol
Sapphy 0
furries. :)
pifpafpoef 1
Matrasturbating is well known way of auto-sex, for some guys it's even the only way they play with themselves. And as a matrass itself is too flat, there the need of something to rub onto. Like a stuffed animal. this is what in once heard on a radio broadcast on sex. until i read this FML i never realised the implications of what they said. I can never look the same way to a guy who owns a fur pet. Thank you for bringing this one up
EzZy_Alpha 0
Furries FTW
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Furries ruin everyones day.
Atomic_Bombz 0
That should be a new style bunny style :D
dsnke1 0
YDI for either not offering yourself for humping or for being so ugly he doesnt want to hump you and hed rather hump a stuffed animal
Crazy_Freak_Girl 0
The Term Going At It Like Rabbits Comes To Mind Here....O-O
shinychexmix 0
dude holy crap.
Polygon 0
furries != people with a plush animal fetish. We all have our kinks. Its a part of human nature. or maybe he just wanted to add a little spice to his daily masturbation regime, but he should of used his own instead of yours =P