What the…

Don't knock it until you try it

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML

WTF dude?

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

Holes

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

Kinda hot

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

That's that, then

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

Underwhelming

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

What ARE you doing?

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML