Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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reapfml 0
What did the rabbit look like?
junaho 0
I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit
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Comments (194)
BenTaz 7
Not related to the rubber duck guy at all ?
rachie434 8
Wtf
blackwidowtaco 31
Animal brutalitist in the making.
timmy257 8
Bwahaha...
salsa99 6
At least its not alive
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
Kinky! XD
starlightbreaker 2
You using the name "Bunny" makes this extra creepy.
thisguyintheusa 11
That's..... Very strange
ChicKenza 4
Wtffff???? That's creepy
Mortoli 30
Lol a haunted house fan isn't he? Just don't let him near Abigail lmao.