Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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reapfml 0
What did the rabbit look like?
junaho 0
I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit
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dumshitz 0
did you spank him after
stone_light 0
it was a playboy bunny
Anonymous409 0
Hey Listen, you could get an erection humping anything. Period.
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh right, I forgot to consider that one. I certainly would be disturbed if I found my boyfriend masturbating on my Hershey pillow or Pikachu pillow. Yes they are large, soft, and squishy, but hey I have memories attached to those! Plus, I still use the Hershey one as a body pillow.... OP may still sleep with her bun-bun. :c Okay OP, FYL.
AloysiusWeasley 15
Agreed on that - I have a stuffie I've had since I was 6, and if I caught someone humping it, they'd earn themselves a kick in the junk, followed by a kick out the door. I can tolerate lots of interesting things, but destroying/desecrating my prized possessions isn't one of them.
Honda288 2
WHAT THE ****!?!?!?!
DeadMansCrack 4
I don't think this is disturbing at all. I think he was just using it to **********. I mean. I highly doubt he has a sexual attraction to animals, he just wanted to get off on something. Some guys who are extremely horny just hump anything in site. I guess for some reason the rabbit was easier to jerk off with. The only thing I don't get is why he would ********** instead of having sex with you. Hmm..
DameGreyWulf 1
"OH GOD I'M IN HER ROOM I COULD GET LAID OH GOD OH GOD I CAN'T HOLD AHHH MUST HUMP SOMETHING" ?
DeadMansCrack 4
Yeah, that's hilarious... I'm not being literal when I say that, I'm saying that if he used the rabbit because he really wanted to ********** and for some reason didn't want to use his own hand, or his girlfriend for that matter.
tommyboy1392 0
maybe him and carrot dick should get together
GZiLLA 0
shit, that was soooo funny haha. epic comment
bobleheadNS 0
ur bf likes ***********..... good luck on the break up........my advice is to put that bunny in a safe and secure place
KingfTomfoolery 0
Hows the rabbit's rehabilitation going? That's some freaky shit
blockaid56 0
haha that funny
deliapearl 0
rabbits r ******
rayrayy_fml 0
I agree- Well said.