Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said, "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my boyfriend shirtless for the first time and I noticed that he had unusual flat nipples. I asked about it and he said that since men don’t need them and he didn’t like them making small pokies under his T-shirt, he cut them off with a razor when he was 19. Um, WHAT? FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. When he slid his penis in, he felt my NuvaRing, and with the most excitement I've ever seen a man muster, said, "Oh my god! You have your clit pierced! I can't believe I actually get to have sex with a girl who has her clit pierced!" FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, a few days after getting my nipples repierced, my man initiated sex. Normally, I love it when he's a little rough on my tits, and I guess he forgot about my not-entirely-healed nips. Let's just say sex ended REAL fast. FML
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mona_is_here 10
He better open his mouth only during oral.
hairt 4
tell him his penis was starting to look funny. like a swollen banana
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Comments (162)
glambert1998 0
wait whoa! new?! do u respect urself at all op?!
Christopher08 0
just keep doing what your doing nevermind your new boyfriend who rode the short bus in High school
mmoroney9 5
send me aa pic or it didn't happen
yoonhee_fml 0
wat a nice guy
mmoroney9 5
Pix or it didn't happen
nastelia 0
mi ex did the same ting but i said"mi nipples are a normal size,but im not so sure about your pinis,it looks kinda small"his jaw dropped so far...lol moment!
anonybee 2
My husband actually did something similar to me. I had no idea that my nipples were "different" until he told me they looked like sausages. :(
chyeaa_bri 12
So you have volcano nipples? Lmfao. Sorry, there's nothing wrong with those. They add character.. I think?
qpsarah 10
Maybe they are huge
MisUnFortunate 31
I've always been self conscious about most of my physical appearance, I think if someone said that to me I would cry.
DeadPixel4 29
Maybe you should show us so we can tell you?