Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said, "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my boyfriend shirtless for the first time and I noticed that he had unusual flat nipples. I asked about it and he said that since men don’t need them and he didn’t like them making small pokies under his T-shirt, he cut them off with a razor when he was 19. Um, WHAT? FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. When he slid his penis in, he felt my NuvaRing, and with the most excitement I've ever seen a man muster, said, "Oh my god! You have your clit pierced! I can't believe I actually get to have sex with a girl who has her clit pierced!" FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, a few days after getting my nipples repierced, my man initiated sex. Normally, I love it when he's a little rough on my tits, and I guess he forgot about my not-entirely-healed nips. Let's just say sex ended REAL fast. FML
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mona_is_here 10
He better open his mouth only during oral.
hairt 4
tell him his penis was starting to look funny. like a swollen banana
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Comments (162)
cyfclife 0
ydi for having boobs
Johnny6speed2 0
He's means you've got sausge nipples.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Aww. I'm sorry, OP! Hopefully he didn't mean to be offensive. I wouldn't worry too much about what your nipples look like.
mrahhhhh 21
He probably just thought your nipples had swelling on them and had grown a round bump under each of them. That's why he thought they were weird :/
SaintE_fml 0
did you type this FML with them, if so great job if not boooooo
mrFTW 3
I thought the same thing!
carpediemryders 0
tell him you appreciate the fact that he wasn't self conches about his saggy shriveled up balls that look like raisins. lol
Cecee_fml 0
what does YDI and OP mean?
tessybearbear 4
ydi - you deserved it op - original poster, I believe.
starlightLA 0
This is called insecurity 101! He made a comment about your nipples immediately after sex because he was feeling inadequate about himself for whatever reason. By putting you down immediately puts him in the driver seat and your left second guessing yourself and your nipples. It also takes any attention off of his inadequacies. TRUST ME! this is just the beginning.... he just set the tone!
justj2010 0
93- Op, listen to 93. He didn't make you come, did he? Don't fake it.
LOLSWAT 0
pics or it didnt happen