Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She asked me what year I was born in, then brutally rejected me. Apparently it's because my name wasn't in the top 20 baby names for my birth year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
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DMA 11
Better step up your game, star signs; you’ve got some competition for arbitrary metrics of compatibility!
BurnInDemonFire 39
My Spidey-sense is tingling. Something's not kosher, here.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
My Spidey-sense is tingling. Something's not kosher, here.
thatsme293 28
What the hell? Sounds like you dodged a bullet with this one.
DMA 11
Better step up your game, star signs; you’ve got some competition for arbitrary metrics of compatibility!
Chazzster 32
OP are you sure it’s that your name was not popular and not that it was your age that was the issue? I find it really hard to believe that she was looking for a “popular name” in a potential partner. After all, she presumably knew your name before she asked your age. I understand that people do wind up with an expectation for the age of their perspective partner. It may not be fair in some cases or it may be reasonable in other cases. A really big difference in ages can be an issue for many people, and it’s often not negotiable. It’s better to find out if there is an impediment to a relationship early than to find out later that it’s just never going to be.
chosha_fml 27
You need to bigger dreams.
Charlie Given 28
Wow sounds like you dodged some crazy there😥😌
Glowworm56 27
Uh huh, and what about the year she was born in? Was her name in the top 20 baby names for her birth year?
skippydoda 32
This is not an FML. This is a bullet dodge.
tounces7 28
Apparently you dream of idiots.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Time to file for a name change! No, actually, don't. You don't want someone that nuts anyway. If she's that particular about your name, something you had no control over, imagine what else she'd be so picky about.