Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She asked me what year I was born in, then brutally rejected me. Apparently it's because my name wasn't in the top 20 baby names for my birth year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
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Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
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DMA 11
Better step up your game, star signs; you’ve got some competition for arbitrary metrics of compatibility!
BurnInDemonFire 39
My Spidey-sense is tingling. Something's not kosher, here.
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Comments (22)
AndronicusPark 10
You dodged a bullet
A Frenchy in Eire 31
I call that a win, that girl is obviously a headcase!
keble 9
If that's the girl of your dreams you may need to up your standards a bit.
Amy78_fml 11
Hmm, my name is in the top 5 for my birth year and my husband's is in the top 15. Does this make for a a good match?
Davros 12
Never chase a girl named Star Moon ******
RichardPencil 32
Because she was born in the late 1960s?
bass_ftp 12
I can’t believe all the replies here calling her crazy. Have you guys never dated anyone? This is what they call an easy let down. She didn’t reject him for his name, that was just an excuse. Either he was too old or too young or something else made her decide she didn’t want to go ahead with this. It also makes it impossible to argue with, unlike things like age (“noo the fact that I’m older really doesn’t matter for true love, blablabla”)
OnReceivingEnd 18
The girl of your dreams? You sure you weren't actually having nightmares instead?
izzy_the_pessimist 4
u need to wt a new "girl of ur dreams"
xxWTFxx1981 23
Tell her you will change your name... that should work...lol