Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
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null_fml 11
Fist pump to techno??? ......................Sorry, I just can't even picture it. That's like headbanging to Frank Sinatra.
grimpow_fml 0
YDI for fist pumping, guido
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Comments (190)
cucuto89 0
Cool story bro
jamieboy11 0
why the stop sign ... ? WHY!!!!!!!?
raNDMGUy 5
i bet you're a wog
drewbreesdat 0
wild hogs?
killerviral 0
lol I did something like that before
Straka 0
Listen 2 some real music and that won't happen again
Reyo 2
I'm betting the 3rd person view of the whole thing was just the best.
snakrange 0
guidos...
StoryOfTheYear 15
lol, always the irony of running over a stop sign
pwincessa23 1
Ydi for trying to be like the dumbasses on "the jersey shore"
unforgotten 0
hor
tjp1284 0
I hope you are a chick :)
shrike279 0
how the hell you fist pump yourself in the face why driving??? you got some sort of auto driver?
prinny_fml 0
so stakra what is real music? classical 24/7? techno is music too (gasp).
juliannaaaa 0
it takes on hand to fist pump must be a jersey kid for doing thattt
Straka 0
hey prinny, it's straka, and real music is made by instruments; guitar drums brass woodwinds, stuff that vibrates and makes noise, dumass, not a machine, it's all techno crap, humans just have to press a few buttons and you have a repeating chorus for 2 and a half minutes, NO SKILL INVOLVED
theice 0
ydi for fist pumping
00yoda4 0
everyone YouTube "British texting psa" that is why you don't drive with friends fore at least one year after getting a licence
cheergirly789 4
ludicrous for listening to techno
zook182 0
2nd cause I'm just a complete madcunt
iSwag 0
YDI for just fist pumping and not "fist pumping like a champ"
chadwick110480 0
OP, where do you live? is it somewhere on the Jersey Shore? how's paulie-D? fist pump. . . lmao
Elizabeth_lyi 0
Lol
whatthe_efff 0
iSwag, FTW! Hahaha, this just made my day.
kkacanek 0
reminds me of that deit pepsi "men can take anything" commercial
Overseer211 1
YDI for being a tool
grimpow_fml 0
YDI for fist pumping, guido
Mattfail 0
I agree. YDI for watching even one second of the Jersey Shore
MetroidSlayer01 8
in order to know a show is that bad, you must have seen a second of it. Hippocrate
Tonsy 0
WTF is fist pumpin?
dudeitsdanny 10
I know it's a bad show from the commercial and its focus on guido douches. I don't watch MTV at all. I hope OP is one of the guido douchebags on the show. Ydi for fist pumping. I remember when fist pumping wasnt popular, though equally douchebaggy.
shiarrael 13
Not true. There's this little thing called reading reviews. :P Or you know. You could see a commercial and know that it's just a bad show.
yessirfosho 0
I've never seen the show and I know it's a royal piece of shit. You see a commercial and you know it's garbage.
turftalk8 0
jersey shoe is hilarious.hatin is bad for ur health
MetroidSlayer01 8
lol. iPhone typing is anything but reliable.
hayoudumbass 0
yeah don't be hatin on jersey shore
null_fml 11
Fist pump to techno??? ......................Sorry, I just can't even picture it. That's like headbanging to Frank Sinatra.
Jrook 0
it takes a dbag of massive proportion tohave that even materialize as an idea
conversationist 0
exactly. i'm not really understanding why you would even attempt something this idiotic. didn't your mother ever teach you to always keep both hands on the wheel?
metalfan333 0
hahahahahaha agreed with #4
AxCxDxDx 0
What?! Sinatra's ******' metal man!
BoostaRoosta 0
lmfao
manthabat 0
Refer to hardstyle techno. It's all based around a really strong bass and you can fist pump to it all.
Straka 0
dbcheeseburger ur ****** hilarious
GuyOnBridge 14
or whipping your hair to slow jazz.
midnight_snack 0
ydi for living on the jersey shore, beeyotch
Person1233 13
The people in that show aren't even from Jersey >.
yessirfosho 0
Im originally for Jersey and that is not even remotely close to what people from jersey are like. We may be assholes but we aren't a bunch of worthless pile of guido fist pumping ***** ass licking ***** that deserve to be beaten within an in of our lives like those **** stains on the jersey shore!
CallMeHush 1
Are you sure?
breenarae25 0
ydi for fist pumping while driving
Peroxide 3
O'DOYLE RULES!!
okeetard 2
lol fist pumping nice
jpjruler 0
shit happens...
BurpusMe 0
I hope you don't "fist pump" your friends while driving again! Ceiling cat is watching!
krs500 0
that's what you get for fist pumping to techno - very funny though