Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, I realized that my brother is one of those people who comment on porn. I found out about it because he commented on my video. FML
Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from Bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
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trishay 0
I caught my brother watching kim possible ****. you aren't alone lol
bballpg021xx 5
lovely
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Comments (108)
basilisk454 0
ROFLMAOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHA x 40 i laughed so hard i farted XD
bonnieandclyde44 0
hahahaha
uncleyuggles 0
poke fail, that's terrible. first Obama is president and now pokemon with genitals?!?!?!?! what's next. that's almost as bad as the guy who had dog turds lit on fire on his porch??!?!??!?!?$
marquisdesade_fml 0
lmfao!!!!
Thesacred 0
and why do you want to see what they would look like with genitals.
satanic_fml 13
well, they did the right thing, pokemon don't enjoy being sexually fantisized about
terranada 3
pedo bear approves!
vagmaster117 0
i bet pikachu had big poke-balls lollololololololololol
tchaikovsky93 0
LOOOL
jakeumz 0
your ****** up