Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Spooked
Today, my alarm went off at 6:30am. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year-old guy. FML
Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Night terrors
Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML
Thrashed
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
Brain fart
Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML
Top comments
Blahp 0
Ouch. I watched Paranormal Activity and I was really freaked out too :P
Luckster 0
Never watch horror films, suspense thrillers, or action movies before bed. They really make sleeping difficult.
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Blahp 0
Ouch. I watched Paranormal Activity and I was really freaked out too :P
boatkicker 5
I can't think of a single alien-related horror movie that doesn't have at least something about space ships. And OP probably doesn't actually think there are alien space ships about ambush them. She's probably just jumpy from the movie, and threw the space ship thing in because that's what it was about. Actually Comment 4 seems to have a better explanation.
Poke_my_mon 0
I don't relate "scary" movies and "alien horror" in the same category. Scary movies are like... the exorcist... or... The haunting of Conneticut... or Pokemon 2000...
Reyo 2
I used to think that way. Then I realized that if something was going to get me, they'd just get me. They wouldn't wait patiently for me to watch a scary movie where they're the bad guy. "Hey Jed, I think this one's watching Scream!" "Really?" "Wait, false alarm. It's just some alien movie." "Damnit. I was so ready to kill someone..."
bezach 0
what about that movie where the people watch the movie and a week later die? dont know what its called XD sorry you probebly do
boatkicker 5
It's called The Ring. Used to be my favorite movie when it first came out. :)
DalekScythe 0
OH MA GAWD DON'T ANSWER IT!!! if you do you will hear your screams of terror and then die later!
breaking6883 17
One Missed call? :)
Mauskau 36
This is like the longest FML I've seen.. And YDI for watching a scary movie right before going to bed, you should know that's not how you do it.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
this is over 300 characters..... i copied and pasted it into a "submit your fml" and its way over 300 characters
RachelTM 0
We do fix FMLs if the OP can't fit them in the 300 character limit, such as add spaces, sentence structure, commas, and spelling, as long as the FML itself doesn't change. This one needed a bit of help. ;-)
TheLetterZero 7
This FML could've been a lot shorter without all the pointless information.
Intoxicunt 6
Yeah, but the info makes it funnier, IMO. I wouldn't like it if it was like, "I was scared. I hit my head. FML" I guess some people are simple-minded....
Veritas143 0
some people?
Luckster 0
Never watch horror films, suspense thrillers, or action movies before bed. They really make sleeping difficult.
captainamerica50 0
I saw it in submissions, all the space ship bull crap must have been added by the moderator.
LauraTheKiwi 0
This isn't that much of an FML. But YDI for watching scary movies before going to bed. :P
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
What film were you watching?? o.O
TrollTrollTroll 0
was i reading an FML or a story from a book?
GanjAxZermA 0
haha that was funny ^^
ensemble_coeur 0
this seems like it would be over the 300 character limit...
Kylias 6
^ I came here just to say that.
megs2129 0
There's an explanation a few comments up.
sucks2_beyou 0
Wow!! Thats really silly! Wat were u watching??