Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
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shehzeenahmed 0
wink back. see what happens.
yayaOMG 0
LMFAO AT THE WEIRD GUY THING. Creepy as hell.
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Comments (84)
zoo_fml 0
LMFAO
UnluckyDom 0
LOL thats good.
ItsCommonSense 0
how do they know it was you? I don't get it.
forgettingsunday 0
who really gives a shit what your neighbors think, besides the dursleys? I think I would do that to my sister.
mduffy08 8
ROFLMAO
yayaOMG 0
LMFAO AT THE WEIRD GUY THING. Creepy as hell.
shehzeenahmed 0
wink back. see what happens.
Rach_star 0
LOL
ZleveL 0
HOLY JESUS CAKES my name is Ahmed too! but I think it's spelled Ahmad for me... oh hell I don't know =P
eazyemad 0
genius
Safko 0
spawn of satan ..... nice :3
angelgrl01 0
spawn of satan...very nice but that sucks that that happened to you
dnb23 0
This is why you always lock your computer... YDI for that, but it's still FYL because he did some crazy shit like that.
Tri_fml 5
Epic! :D
voulez_vous 0
Hahaha. That's hilarious. I would totally wink back at the guy if I were you. And you should so work the 'spawn of satan' thing. Do BAMF things, and the people will be too scared to yell at you.
mf_fml 0
"spawn of satan" YESSSSS.
Go_for_it 0
#9 hahaha! That's pure genius