Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes fixing my hair to perfection, only to step outside and have it immediately ruined by a freak gust of rain and wind. The only thing I accomplished was looking like a disheveled bird's nest for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML
Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
Today, the weather forecast said it would be nice all day, with only a tiny shower in the afternoon, so I went on a 50 km bike ride to enjoy the summer. In reality, it rained pretty much all day, with a little bit of sunshine occasionally in between. FML
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Top comments
tbro47 23
Follow the rainbow, pick up your new pot of gold and call things even.
TheGolfGTI 24
Well at least you got to where you were going, weather you liked it or not.
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Comments (71)
CallMeWindSock 24
Go outside and enjoy the rainbow!
FracturedMinds 21
Enjoy the rainbow, taste the rainbow.
doctorhook86 25
#20: Or in the OP's case, "Resent the rainbow, taste the rainbow."
Tailored 15
Skittles
ThirteenThirteen 27
Good God, that sucks.
stingray112 24
Yep walked through some rain for 20 whole minutes. Your life must be forever changed.
cassie6613 3
36 have you ever been hit by hailstones? No? Then sit down, shut up, and stop being an ass. Thank you :)
incoherentrmblr 22
Mother Nature being an asshole...
mimi_animee 18
if you went back outside and the weather turned awful again, its just you. but that's pretty funny sorry OP!
tbro47 23
Follow the rainbow, pick up your new pot of gold and call things even.
tbro47 23
And don't forget to kick the leprechaun in the balls on your way out for good luck.
wildgenius 13
I don't think this comment was funny enough for a follow up comment. .just my opinion.
tbro47 23
The followup was because my original comment timed out before I could tack it on. It was funny to me. Can't please everyone.
lnheritance 19
"Enjoy the rainbow, taste the rainbow." At least until you step back outside and a blizzard befalls upon you.
TheGolfGTI 24
Well at least you got to where you were going, weather you liked it or not.
lucyisbae 18
Good god that was beautiful
thatonetribute 31
Just one of those days, huh?
Gunny20 25
You should've walked inside earlier. At least the walk back will be better.
ajs1987 15
You're in the UK. When I lived there, the weather in April was probably the most beautiful weather I've ever experienced. Hang on for just one more month.
YellowGray 4
Or the Netherlands. Crazy weather today.
Mauskau 36
A few years ago we had snow halfway through March. The weather here is weird.
theramster 9
Maybe Mother Nature thinks you're ugly.
gozie11 11
even the weather doesn't like you. :( lol
Miss_Chevious 37
why place a sympathetic Smiley [ :(