Today, picking up my children from school, I overheard some kids saying what a rotten person their dad was, and how they hated him. It was my kids talking to their friends about me! Why? Because I didn't buy them a bag of jelly beans the day before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
Today, my son told me that some kids had been picking on him at school. When I asked him to elaborate, he said that kids sometimes didn't say "Hi" back when he greeted them. FML
Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML
Today, my son asked for candy at a supermarket checkout. I said no. He laid on the floor and began screaming as if I'd killed his pet rabbit. Other parents nodded at me in silent sympathy, while strangers judged me with their glares. I bought the candy. He still screamed. FML
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML
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arandomperson97 19
In one regard, yes that’s spoiled of them to say. However, if that’s the worse thing they can say about you, you’re probably a good parent. Kids often over exaggerate. Teach them a lesson about respecting what they have in life.
RichardPencil 32
You probably abused them by feeding them real beans instead, and other vegetables! Ick! No wonder we’re cranking out so many sociopaths these days!
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arandomperson97 19
In one regard, yes that’s spoiled of them to say. However, if that’s the worse thing they can say about you, you’re probably a good parent. Kids often over exaggerate. Teach them a lesson about respecting what they have in life.
RichardPencil 32
You probably abused them by feeding them real beans instead, and other vegetables! Ick! No wonder we’re cranking out so many sociopaths these days!
Donut_Wizard 23
Must be a Jerry.
ellyhan 11
You monster!
Lobby_Bee 18
I'm calling child services, you're going to jail!
pjsr 33
If other kids are saying, ‘I hate my dad, blah blah’, some kids feel like they need to say something to fit in. Peer pressure is sometimes self imposed.
Glowworm56 27
Next time get them a bag of jelly beans--the black licorice kind.
Ishvah 15
That's what my mom is putting in the Easter Eggs for my siblings.
mattyiscool123 26
Nah, definitely get them the sugar free ones
evilmom75 3
I think the nasty joke jelly beans would be best. you know the ones that taste like barf and cat food lol
ohsnapword 21
Or the trick flavors. Who doesn't want a sweaty sock flavored jelly bean?
Glowworm56 27
The Bean Boozled jellybeans are a fabulous idea. However, there's still a chance that they might actually get a good flavor.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
HOW DARE YOU?!?!?
Ashok Kumar 13
Fast forward , what will say if they can't get PS or Xbox😀😀
ARISKomuniszt 24
This is the fault of Capitalism. If it weren't for self-entitlement of class and the correlation of gifting to love, they wouldn't be talking smack.