Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
schwancy 2
There are other places that serve sundaes.
spoilt_ 15
don't eat your feelings! you'll get fat and end up even more depressed
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (159)
sallen0046 4
DMV sends you reminder letters for your registration, which you can renew online for several dollars cheaper than visiting the building. You really can't expect anyone to feel bad for you for not doing something you should remember to check on yourself, and were reminded by mail to do. McDonald's doesn't have a monopoly on sundae supplies. You could have gone to any store and purchased them.
ohsuzykuew 0
what does Micky D's monopoly game have to do with this post?
dr_random 11
OMG! They haz a monopoly game?! :-O
redbluegreen 41
... I really hope you guys are joking. Monopoly? The game is based on a very real thing. mo·nop·o·ly: The exclusive possession or control of the supply or trade in a commodity or service.
dr_random 11
I was being sarcastic :-) Can't speak for anyone else though...
luis01 0
I agreed with spoilt , next time drive to 24 hour fitness
Biebz4Lyf10 0
How could Macca's be closed? Round my place its open 24 hours.
luis01 0
**** macdonalds
knibbsy 4
Why?
Person1233 13
Because they have free lube.
LowLives 9
yes cause calling us American
dancer_is_hawt 3
It was going to happen anyways, better now than later.
knibbsy 4
Who is dancer?
wellinever 5
It wasn't all bad then. You get to register your car and McDonalds was closed. Result.
Selena_is_back 7
things could only get worse... right? :D
Juneyah1017 9
Bada Ba Ba Ba...
sloppy3301 3
I thought McDonalds is open 24/7