Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
There are other places that serve sundaes.
spoilt_ 15
don't eat your feelings! you'll get fat and end up even more depressed
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Comments (159)
77taylah33 0
in australia macdonalds is open 24 hours so people can do late night maccers runs=)
OneLove95 0
mcdonalds is open 24/7 on drive thru retard!
x3herox3 0
YDI for Mcdonalds. Goto dairy queen.
kaitlyn3xo 0
ydi for not registering your car
DocBastard 40
Should have gone to Five Guys.
Chipaway 0
Ha it's open 24/7 in Australia and I'm curious, in referance to the comments bout Australia being dumb blah blah blah, but I met an American, who asked "is it hard to drive with all the kangaroos on the road?" Americans are just screwing with us when they say that, right?
Zebidee 9
Although, in fairness, I've known quite a few people that have hit kangaroos while driving.
AG_Lining 0
Good news, OP! Next time you feel like getting out of the house to clear your head, get some errands, like renewing you car's expiration, done instead of slurping nasty McDonald's food.
AG_Lining 0
98 - Americans don't say that. Just because the person who said it happened to be American doesn't mean all Americans think that way...just like how I won't extend your prejudice to believe all Aussies think like you :)
SayPlease 0
YDI for not going to a 24/7 McDonald's.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Either that, or YDI for going to McDonalds at anytime between 11pm and 5am.
joeinthedark 18
I'm going to have to assume that OP is really a girl and clicked the 'man' option by mistake. What man goes and gets ice cream because he's sad? Totally a chick move. Eat a litre of ice cream, watch a sappy movie and mope.
TeaLover_fml 0
Hahah. Your comment made me laugh out loud!