Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
There are other places that serve sundaes.
spoilt_ 15
don't eat your feelings! you'll get fat and end up even more depressed
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Comments (159)
KiaMaster 0
suprising what people will do for macD food
hbaybee21 0
WTF?
suppressed08 2
I could quite easily be wrong here, and i'm not trying to be a Grammar Nazi, but why does Mcdonald's have the apostraphe in it? It might be normal grammar, but it's never seemed right to me :P.
gozar_fml 1
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gozar_fml 1
It has the apostrophe because the McDonald brothers started the restaurant. The apostrophe indicates possession in this case.
TheKingOfHyrule 0
.....swastika on ur forehead now.
Twigggy 0
I agree with 1 you deserve it >.> besides eating your way out of depression will just make you feel even shittier... just sayin
dreamering 16
You deserve the Noble price. You invented the cure for the depression. McDonalds.
kenjiisown 1
Actually, it's Nobel, not Noble.
dwold91 3
and it's prize not price..
ohsuzykuew 0
it's also prize, not price. perhaps he meant op deserves a distinguished discount.
dreamering 16
Yeah, it's an ass not an ass. Write a research paper on it.
InDenial 6
It's not an ass, it's an ass? I don't get it.
tthhoomm 0
music usually helps me when im upset
louie111887 0
ydi for wanting to eat fast-food when your depressed. I be your the kinda guy that eats your feelings huh ? :)
dwold91 3
YDI for being fat!
ohsuzykuew 0
dude- do u ever eat ice cream? are u fat? don't assume op is fat. y do u want to be such an asshole?
tthhoomm 0
because his life is perfect...be jealous..........******* ******
marinus_fml 20
Hahah I eat my feelings!! I love Hungry Jacks burgers! For all you American idiots, Hungry Jacks is the same as Burger King.
ohsuzykuew 0
lmao! an aussie calling americans idiots. how ironic!
marinus_fml 20
I know right! "The dumb blonde of the world" (as we have been dubbed) at least educates their children to use simple grammar!
ohsuzykuew 0
Steve Irwin was my hero.
supasxcprincess 0
mmm.. your backs yum
marinus_fml 20
Thanks :)
Zebidee 9
At least he knew to capitalize 'American'.
maphineRAWRS 10
lol at supasxcprincess
maphineRAWRS 10
:)
saamsonite 0
**** hungry jacks
direct_vision 0
suck it up douchebag