Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
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schwancy 2
There are other places that serve sundaes.
spoilt_ 15
don't eat your feelings! you'll get fat and end up even more depressed
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Comments (159)
kfrizzle2 4
YDI in my opinion. Registration saves lives.
hannahluvsyou 0
mcdonalds is disgustingly unhealthy anyway, the store closing saved you increasing your risk of a million health-related diseases like obesity, diabetes and ice-cream addiction
PlastikSeraph 2
... Registrations save lives? How do you figure?
EffinAhole 0
27- try having a sense of humor... it's quite nice. OP- try Wendys! Frosty time!
lm27 5
McDonalds closed? impossible!!! now where will I satisfy my craving for a heart attack on a bun?
skittle68 0
YDI. Registration is not expensive. Quit being such a slacker. And don't eat your feelings unless you crave pickles or something lol. I'm thinking it would be fairly hard to get fat on pickles...
robj118 10
So OP is a comfort eater, now he's fat from eating so much which makes him sad so he eats more.....welcome to why 2/3 of the United States is a bunch of lazy fat-asses.
gregar00 1
mcdonalds is always open 24hrs
ryukensfj 5
not all mcdonalds
at0micmin3r 23
#27 It keeps you out of Jail, that's for sure. Learn to follow the rules or suffer.
rawr_dani 0
omg there hot fudge sundaes are the best :D
FFML_314 12
Haha! OK, that was funny, Pen. It does work, but I've had many conversations with him about his lack of capitalization and he has proven himself time and time again, so he is the only person allowed to slide.
DocBastard 40
ffml- why is that fair? by the way, well played, pen and chaos. we will call it a draw. Damn, it's actually harder NOT to capitalize on the iPhone. Screw that.
knestleknox 2
there's a difference between they're, their, and there. learn it.
DocBastard 40
Wait, you weren't serious? Oh...my...god...my world is crumbling.
FFML_314 12
You would have to know OC to understand why it's fair, LOL. He is the only one that gets away with it. Don't worry though, the conditions were simple. He doesn't have to capitalize his sentences and in return I beat him.
FFML_314 12
I don't think Doc is happy. Wait, he's a doctor! He can stitch him up after I'm done and maybe give OC a shoulder to cry on. He cries when I hit him just right. God I love those moments!
DocBastard 40
Oh em gee. pen and KSL are writing like that...I believe that's the 3rd sign of the apocalypse. No, the 4th. Yippee, the world is ending! No more taxes! Just the eternal flame...of hell...oh, damn.
DocBastard 40
Sorry, Kay. Nomers are important to me (if "misnomer" is a word, than "nomer" should be too, dammit), so I will try to get it right from now on. I'm glad the world isn't ending, though it was a bit of a relief.
DocBastard 40
Kay, I had no idea you had the power to end it all. I...am...so scared...right now...
CupAndSilverware 3
sucks to be you.. all that for mcdonalds..
hannahluvsyou 0
that was uncalled for, ....say sorry!!
Anaxes 5
0nly F4GG0T2 S4Y s0rry.
Anaxes 5
It is that bad Chaos, he should apologise.
kfrizzle2 4
It's too late to apologise. It's too laaaaate.
schwancy 2
There are other places that serve sundaes.
77taylah33 0
not like macdonalds though!! yummmmmmm=)
Tapioo1337 0
WTF MCDONALDS WAS CLOSED ???
FYLDeep 26
Did you go at like 3:00 am? Why would they be closed?
littlemissdqgirl 8
In my old home town they closed at 10pm in the winter. That sucks op. Sometimes your better off not leaving home.
sallen0046 4
They've just recently extended the hours at mine until midnight. Previously it was 10pm on weekdays, earlier on Sunday.
KunKaLunKa 1
It's 24 hrs in my town
scottovious 0
wait... Mcdonalds is closed? maybe you'll lose wait then
kfrizzle2 4
Weight a minute! o.O
SaintE_fml 0
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CreateZ 0
Pen, you just brightened my day. I applaud you!
spoilt_ 15
don't eat your feelings! you'll get fat and end up even more depressed
kenjiisown 1
How can you drive with expired tags? YDI. They are there for a ******* reason.
sallen0046 4
They're stickers on a license plate. They serve no functional purpose in physical operation of the vehicle. They're there to prove your vehicle is registered under your name in your county/city. It's not like the guy was driving an un-inspected, unsafe vehicle.
knibbsy 4
Swell. Driving a queued sub isn't the right time to go all rockets and aces.
rebecca1992 0
The stickers aren't always on the plates. They are usually on the window, mostly only motorcycles and trailers have the sticker on the license plate. Just to let you know.
Kazze 31
111: I've never seen a tag on the windshield of a car.
hbaybee21 0
what Is YDI????
suppressed08 2
Yes, deadly. Innit? It means You Deserve It.
hbaybee21 0
thank you ha
Bloxygen 0
it means you deserve it
callmepepe25 0
ydi= you deserve it
supasxcprincess 0
People who eat their feelings are STUPID & DISGUSTING!!
sallen0046 4
Technically, hungry is a feeling caused by a physical state. You never eat because you feel hungry? Don't be so judgmental. He wanted a tiny sundae, not three combo meals.
spoilt_ 15
your a dick. he clearly said he wanted a sundae cos he was depressed not because he was hungry..therefore it's referred to as 'comfort food' and that's why I said eating his feelings ps it wasn't a "tiny sundae" don't try to justify it ..
supasxcprincess 0
haha that's what I meant too! thanks spoilt:) and sallen, shutup
KaleidoscopePope 0
56 - Swing and a miss!
beauty_life_love 7
By the looks of your profile picture, you never even eat..
kjklopu 1
Tell it preacher
boycrazy30007 12
Coming from the anorexic little idiot on your profile picture? Leave people Alone. I can't stand people who are stuck up about their bodies!
SmokinGuns 13
Ha, who lied to you when they said you were a princess? princessess arent judgemental bitches.
T1A2Z3 35
Sorry honey but have you seen your profile? Eat something jesus. Don't call other people disgusting when you look like that