Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
There are other places that serve sundaes.
spoilt_ 15
don't eat your feelings! you'll get fat and end up even more depressed
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Comments (159)
at0micmin3r 23
YDI for emotional eating. You ever heard of therapy? Art? Exercise?
TwoFootedMan 0
Fatty.
Natsumi_Ryuu 4
You totally deserve it. Unless you forgot your own birthday, there's no valid excuse for letting your registration expire.
mlia172 0
McDonald's wouldn't be closed...it's open for 24 hours!
Lady_T 3
you're dumb. mcdonalds is open 24/7
natnatkat 8
Ew. Mcdonalds? Really?
whiterabbit420 4
Way to have your shit together, OP. YDI all the way.
imHighoffLife 0
Awh:(
xNiiiiiCKx 4
not all mcdonalds are open 24 hours dip shitttzz!!!!
ucoolgirl31 20
Whoa wait, when is McDonalds ever closed??