Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend we should avoid the local walking trail after I got followed by a homeless man. He assured me we’d be fine and the guy wouldn’t approach me as long as I had a man with me. Wrong. We both got beat up and robbed by said homeless man. FML
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
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GrinchFu1 27
You mean your ex-boyfriend, right!?
Lachie20001 21
Time to ditch him instead.
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Comments (208)
KatieeMoe 14
What a coward.
Truthexists1 12
Shit happens for a reason You know now beyond a shadow Of a doubt you dont need a man who doesnt have your back Move on be strong dont cry Be thankful you found out now
Drnknmonkey08 12
shit she has every reason to cry. she went through a scary situation! probably thought the worst, boyfriend literally threw her to the wolves and probably broke her heart! cry, get mad, angry then move past it in any way you can
Zarcissa 34
Should've told the mugger that your bf has your wallet with all your cash in it.
Nimor 25
Your boyfriend is a jackass, I'd bash his face in if I where you!
Destinee_1 13
Oh yes just the type of guy to bring home to your parents.
yaboi19 10
Bruuuuh
hlmorg3 9
I think he's the one with the pussy in this relationship. Kick his ass or Kick it to the curb
RebeccaRFT 18
Every man for himself
Abhinow 7
some hero he is. a knave in shining armour!
Colon_Man 17
Brave Sir Robin ran away. When danger reared its ugly head, Sir Robin turned his tail and fled...
Seabass_Chan 33
What a coward. I hope you did break up with him after that.