Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML
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ephram17 24
OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.
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TheGolfGTI 24
I think you kneed to apologize for that too.
clevergirl98 20
Double whammy?
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Comments (98)
clevergirl98 20
Double whammy?
Iwannarock1 19
what a bitch. you owe him big time.
ScarredVox92 16
Domestic abuse!
SkullsRules1 26
#56 it'd be domestic abuse if she purposely injured him. Both were accidental and she apologized straight away.
Atomic_Mushroom 14
WELL, someone likes it rough..
Ms_ValS 27
**** your husband's life OP
OysterPearls 33
I sure hope this isn't your way of spicing things up in the bedroom.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
it will make for a good camp fire laughter.
TheGolfGTI 24
I think you kneed to apologize for that too.
sonasonic 34
You gotta face the facts OP...
CyberSeeker 20
I bet he would have loved that
JonathanKG 12
Ouch. Hope you made it up to him eventually. Otherwise he might have to take out a restraining order on you.
tiggerlover100 27
I feel your pain as a fellow klutz OP.
sturschaedel 27
That calls for an extra nice apology. Make him food. Serve it naked. Make sure you don't hurt him again in the process.