Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML
Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
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DocBastard 40
The way I see it, you have three choices: A) Dye your hair B) Play sick and stay home C) Get kicked
AnnyAnarchy22 0
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Comments (460)
sweeney18 0
that must be poopy D:
TomasT 0
This is just for kids... Any grown up (man) can tell that redheads are just plain better... :) Don't worry, OP, you'll grow into it.
blackbird31 0
it's called hair dye.
dusty209 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
get over it.
mozeltov 7
I agree with 14- Ginger chicks are hot
ohthebloodygore 16
I would die. I'm about the only redhead in my university, that I've seen so far.
izacht 0
Who would dye their hair when they are lucky enough to have red hair. (Other than Lindsey Logan)?
Acousticpixie14 6
No kidding! I used to dye my hair red. I did RSVP to that event though, just cause it's a funny event :P
Lustuu_fml 14
Red hair Is SO nice. 'ginger' men are kind of.. damn ugly but Women are often beautiful. (Yeah, Lindsay Lohan is f*cking pretty. I mean, she was before her hideous lips & stupid dyed hair, dirty blondie style..) Anyway. In fact, Ginger people should be .. I don't know.. sent in camps like scouts and share their Gingers' lifes. Hahaha, sorry for that (JOKE). (Or not)
iluvmemicookies 0
So glad the first comment isn't "First!" That annoys the fudge nuggets out of me.
InBetweenDreams 0
Red hair is beautiful, I wish I had it. And guys that have red hair are not ugly... Prince Harry is so cute. :) I never knew Kick a Ginger Day was real. :/ Sorry OP, FYL.
BloodyMurder 0
**** them just kick them back that's what I do I'm a Ginger too cuz they rule
Cheeseman633 0
Yes, I agree.
rallets 23
ahh christina hendricks ;)
ipwnlosers 4
137- OMG! Gerard Way!! <3 He's a Ginger right now... lol...
fengzibt 0
Good
AmNot 0
omfg. where have you been all my life?
MCRpoison2016 0
Gerard Way!! omg=]
OliviaNicole 5
Dude, same here! Except ours is like, Soul-less Ginger Day and everyone kicks and hits the crap out of us to make us cough up all our stolen souls.
sephoraprincess 7
there's actually a difference between red heads and gingers. gingers=red hair, eyebrows, small eyes, lots of freckles. red head=red hair
kornhead09 0
lies you must be a ginger
ohthebloodygore 16
258, small eyes? I've never heard that before, but yes, I'm a 'ginger'. My hair/eyebrows are red. I have freckles. My eyes are green/blue.
alyssa0921 0
my best friend is red headed...its ok shes still hotttttt
EmilyGheen 0
Dye your hair!!:)
txgirl2013 14
GINGERS UNITE!
kennakatherine 0
194 - And an attractive one, at that.
Yousuck24 21
Ranga!
ohmygaaawsh29 0
this is equally annoying.
courtneyyxoxoxo 0
you are soooo lucky, I've been wanting to dye my hair Ginger for ages, my second cousin is a Ginger and I'm so devastated tht I didn't get tht gene :( but Karen gillan is rlly pretty and she's Ginger :)
cooldukenukem 2
True redheads usually have pale skin too. i think that's part of what makes the women hot. I hate how women today are obsessed with tanning their skin
Florence_ 0
If any natural redhead were to dye their hair, that would be the most idiotic thing. Having gorgeous natural red hair is Luke a privilege. And people have to stop with the stereotypes. Do you not think that what you post would effect others?
Jizwold 0
red heads are hot gingers are not
KattoTang 0
Lots of guys hit girls. Ever heard of domestic violence? O_o
alpineodin 0
gunna dye your hair Ginger... that's a race like im going to dye my hair asian, it's red or orange
goaliemkl123 8
Lohan....
Skroal_stomper 5
First to say first on this FML post. LOL.
The_Big_Mac 7
kattotang, domestic violence works both ways.
jwbbabe 9
don't dye your hair just skip school ? duh
wrestlerbeast 0
stupid Ginger
Nhanzter 5
I know it's like: NO. your a ginger.
DarkHelmet 10
Right!!! Prepare to be booted Daywalker!!!
LexxyLiime 0
giggity.
_Vamp_ 9
I know! I hate them... Oh wait
metal8214 0
YDI for being a ginger
Cocomonster 0
Hey, Gingers Have Souls!
ohthebloodygore 16
135, we don't. Especially, the freckled, green eyed ones, like me.
iluvmemicookies 0
red hair is gorgeous on girls.you guys have been watching way tok much south park.
marvrelknight 0
yea but your hot and I'd take you over my girlfriend any day.
eddieyes 0
126 made my night
Pawned71 0
I'm not Ginger but this thing about hating them is pissing me off... it's so annoying I wanna punch the next guy that insults them "punch may be fatal"
wrestlerbeast 0
gingers are the reason of global warming...
smartguy13v 2
139, you are AWESOME!
pablothepenguin 2
Agreed! Sorry gingers but the only place for you in the world is **** because you aren't wanted lol, comment moderared.
kindlystfupls 0
#257, you are an idiot.
emmanizzer 6
just because you're a redhead doesn't mean you're a ginger, although there's a good chance
Doomire 0
GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS
tygerarmy 35
Gingers have souls; I've stolen the soul of every person who has made eye contact with me whose soul wasn't previously taken by another Ginger.
fw1774 0
thank you I hate it when people make fun of red haired people. I gotten in 4 fights over it
DarkHelmet 10
and you were savagely beaten in all of them weren't
people_annoy_me 23
Wtf you stupid asshole you have no right to say that to people I hope you step on a Lego dumbass
people_annoy_me 23
Wtf it isn't op's fault.
people_annoy_me 23
You're a dumbass
ACDCKISS73 0
dude that sucks, not gonna lie
instnt1nfction 17
why foes it suck, they care enough to start that cult
instnt1nfction 17
why does it suck, they care enough to start that cult
iluvmemicookies 0
It sucks because 300 people are going to kick her for having red hair.
Perksofbeingawal 0
What the hell, have some pride. If anyone came up to me and kicked me because of my hair colour, I'd kill them. I don't let anyone lay a finger, or in this case, a toe on me. :) especially for gay events like that.
jcarolina 4
Gingers don't have red hair. Their hair is ORANGE. It's not that hard.
GuyMcGee 0
rape the other one.
NeatNit 33
I completely agree.
Immersion 0
I yearn to know what the comment was before moderation
idiotbox44 5
that sounds like fun. I should start that at my school
TheFuckerofShit 16
I'm sure you posted that comment for the thumbs up.
Loving_Lulu 0
**** u
ihasbrains 10
says Loving_Lulu. Loving, indeed.
emmabear16 0
we had that at my school too, and these poor gingers kept getting kicked all day by these jerks and one of the kids who did it got expelled :/
people_annoy_me 23
How about I start a day where I MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
AnnyAnarchy22 0
Hide lol
Prankster7o7 5
Or a Marine, oorah!
TXjuggalo972 6
base guitar FTW!!!!
TXjuggalo972 6
bass* -_-
nicolangelo 5
Tomorrow is gonna be fun. :)
jrojas211 0
isn't that a national holiday?
Hayman68 4
win
likesocoollike_fml 0
no, the official "kick a dinger"-day is november 26th...
gamerhead 3
Yeah "G"inger is, not "d"inger
prince122 0
Lmfao kick a dinger day. remember to wear ur jock straps men.
chaywood13 0
well, that'd be an awesome birthday present.
CCCOMBOBREAKER 0
I'm the only ginger at my school.
mygreenhoodie 0
learn karate ... what else can I say..
yesiyes 0
Ur SCREWED.
_Vamp_ 9
You should study the ways of the Red Elders, youngling. Only then will you learn your true power.... ...to run like ******* hell like a velociwalrus is chasing you.
maz255 10
138 because of you gingers now have my respect.... i thank you :)
people_annoy_me 23
We don't care hun
ahhitsjessi88 0
gooodluck tomorrow. or dont show up so the other person gets evverything.