Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I spent a good few minutes watching my wife thrash our son with a pillow because despite all our warnings to him about safe sex, he and his girlfriend are going to be parents in about 6 months, and they’re both 16. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter believes that all women will automatically become pregnant at some point during their lives. At least we don’t have to save for college. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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zharks1010 18
Your son is a dumbass
pokemyeyes 23
#facepalm
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Comments (191)
gogo44444 28
May god himself come down from heaven and slap some sense into your son
ezrajab 22
Ohh boy sounds like you need to have a serious discussion with him asap best of luck op!
butterbunny 15
Oh lord... Reason number 6482937 that sex ed should be mandatory...
cosmicdancer84 7
That's your fault, you should've talked to your son about sex...and birth control.
BeenIt 5
Dumb people shouldn't be allowed to have sex or procreate. It's too risky.
pangio 2
Congratulations You are going to be a Grandma/Grandpa
baxwar 15
It's because we're so afraid of explaining sex Ed to children If America didn't frown upon sex so much there would be less situations like this God damn it California
Familyof3 5
Welcome to becoming a grandparent. Lesson 101 Always keep biscuits in the cupboard for when grandchildren come over.
PuggieKid 22
Are you sure he's allowed to have a gf?.. Cause like.... Yea..
snowflake2410 3
Congratulations, you officially have an idiotic dipshit for a son, Gramps.