Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I spent a good few minutes watching my wife thrash our son with a pillow because despite all our warnings to him about safe sex, he and his girlfriend are going to be parents in about 6 months, and they’re both 16. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter believes that all women will automatically become pregnant at some point during their lives. At least we don’t have to save for college. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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zharks1010 18
Your son is a dumbass
pokemyeyes 23
#facepalm
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Comments (191)
PandaSmile 24
This is why everyone needs good quality sex education
christopherwilli 14
Sex Ed has really gone down hill.
redmeer 1
more like sex ed doesn't exist.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It does exist, it's just that young people (and I mean mostly middle schoolers) don't bother to pay attention and laugh whenever the instructor says penis or ******. And they're stupid enough to think "I'm young, I won't get an STD or pregnant."
princessbloky 12
This is why proper sexual education matters
RainTears 15
school sex ed sucks but i don't see how you can be that stupid, i knew this stuff when i was 13 yet OP is 18 and still made this mistake.
DoomedGemini 38
A lot of kids believe in myths like this unless taught otherwise. The fact the son said 'gravity' as an explanation means he actually had reasoning behind his belief, though obviously it was wrong.
ourtneyc 14
I hope he doesn't find out his girlfriend is pregnant
NostalgiaFreak9 43
He already knows. That's why the FML said he "LEARNED".
GamerG0DDESS 29
Why would you hope for something like that? What the father shouldn't know that he may or may not become a father? He already knows and that's a GOOD thing he knows.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Apparently, we need to start teaching lessons in gravity during sex ed.
finalyearsofhate 22
You should have made sure he understood the mechanics of sex and how to prevent an unwanted pregnancy. Parenting fail.
swishy25 14
How do you know that his parent didn't have the full sex talk with their son??? You are assuming that the parent didn't because the son is apparently not the brightest bulb in the box. A lot kids don't listen or giggle like a five year old anytime sex ed is spoken about. Don't always blame the parent or school systems for teenagers getting pregnant. if they are having sex then they are old enough to understand the consequences of having unprotected sex.
Goblin182 27
Congratulations Grandma.
sugoi72 27
and this is why he never should've been born so you're at fault
swishy25 14
wow, that's kind of ****** up to say!!!
sugoi72 27
127 if someone is born and they don't know how logic works then they're kinda useless
DA3Z 16
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lantz4levi 19
He's 18. It is his fault