Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Are you my new mommy?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Breaking news
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
The Other Woman
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Deadbeat
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Mind-boggling logistics
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
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Sammyb123 0
YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant
aadk 0
He should totally go to Maury or Jerry Springer
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aadk 0
He should totally go to Maury or Jerry Springer
Lisimal 7
You think? Maybe he's been there already. Since he has kids scattered everywhere, he needs all the money he can get in order to pay child support.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
don't you know coat hangers have many useful and money saving uses?
triple_double 1
man... this guy is really letting the seeds fly.
triple_double 1
man... this guy is really letting the seeds fly.
77taylah33 0
#9 I've seen people go on Maury like 4 times due to them not thinking it is there children
MrSassypants 34
1 is probably right. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Someone had to do it. :)
MidgetMonster 0
wow you are indeed dating a three time loser , who probably doesn't even pay child support. and if he does, he probably can scarcely afford Ramon noodles, but he's probably working a minimum wage shit job with little opportunity for advancement, in which case you'd be an idiot to be wasting any more of your life with this loser who already created a family with three other women, which you will have to hear about and possibly see for the rest of your life unless he's an even bigger time loser! either way, you'd be a fool too
elmorous 0
66. how did you come up with all of that?
Igniculus 0
66 - I'm no grammar/spelling nazi, but "Ramon" noodles? Maybe it's time to get rid of autocorrect.
lemoncows 2
she meant ramen it's said the same way tho gosh.
Diabla_ 2
No, I'm pretty sure there's a distinction in "Mon" and "Men".
lemoncows 2
but you only hear the difference if you say it weirdly
hansbans11 0
I meant: so you're saying that saying something properly is weird?
EffinAhole 0
Omg guys are you SERIOUSLY getting on this chic for spelling Ramen noodles wrong??? get the **** over it! op- RUN! Run before you're the next baby mamma wishing your deadbeat ex would show up for his biweekly visit with his child or at least pay child support.
FMLinCA 12
this is probably right out of Maury or Jerry.
Thin_Ice_fml 0
Well you pronounce it "ramyun" in Korean, but you two keep arguing. I find it entertaining.
therevolution 0
third times the charm?.....aha who am I kidding.
22cute 17
Yeah, he didn't learn the lesson. I hope Op has.
CreepyGuy666 2
True Rascal :)
veesky 0
wow he doesnt learn does he???? well at least u no if u want kids he can give them to you. no but that sux
misterjez 15
he doesn't learn? he's getting what he wants. OP is the one that is apparently a grade A moron.
AddyMilla 0
omgggg that sucks! leave him, no baby mama drama!
Sammyb123 0
YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant
BrzlnBrwni 0
agreed x32333
DjeePee 25
I would leave him because if he still don't know what contraception is after making two girls pregnant, he must be incredibly dumb or he doesn't care at all about his offspring. He is not a serious partner. OP, run. (but still, those two (or three, if the claiming is true) women are also incredibly dumb. Having sex without being protected, great job.)
CitrusGirl 0
Agreed x1million
skittle68 0
I have no kids at age 24 and don't consider myself "lucky" for not getting pregnant. It's called birth control, and they should have been using it.
HeatherFeatherB 31
I agree. And he's the one who hasn't learned his lesson?
CrazyGirlfriend 21
birth control and condoms fail. I have two friends who are proof of that. shouldn't we try not to judge someone because of their past? yes, he made a few mistakes and has two kids with two women. if op is okay with that then whatever. thats between them and just because the woman is claiming that he's the father, doesnt mean he is. she couldve slept with other guys during that time and she just picked him because he already has two. I need more information before I want to judge either side. get a test done and if he is the father then OP should rethink this thing (if he isnt a good father, if he is a good dad then why not? but OP should probably do the whole wait til marriage thing).
indiansfreakx41 4
uhm leave him now ! sorry girl, but unless you want to be the 4th baby momma, RUN! and you haven't even been together for 6 months. No big deal. Get out while you can. That man is a scum bag.
chloec16 0
agreed!!
Honesty4U 0
Ironic that you use the term "scum bag" It was originally a slang for condom. Something OP boyfriend apparently doesn't know how to use!
CrazyGirlfriend 21
birth control and condoms fail. I wouldnt say he doesnt know how to use it. he might just have shitty luck.
Xavi89 0
this guy should be pounded by a guerilla! WWJD?
knibbsy 4
A guerilla eh? Any specific regime the guerilla should be from?
CloudEnvy 17
Gorilla Geurillas.
knibbsy 4
Geurillas? Elaborate please.
CloudEnvy 17
Elaboration: Geurillas is a typo of Guerillas. Not to be confused with a secret Gorilla organisation.
elmorous 0
wait for it ... wait for it ... pounce!! owned
mathew17986g 2
wow if you plan on staying with him you better be ready for a crap load of drama...and thats never fun.
sarah48_fml 0
hopefully he's your ex-boyfriend now..
byron7109 6
for real