Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who’s a massage therapist, if he could help my mom with her chronic migraines by massaging her head and neck. My dad came home, saw them in the dimly lit room and knocked my boyfriend out cold for "touching his woman." My boyfriend dumped me and wants my dad arrested. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
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Top comments
blinked_281 29
I see this as actually a good thing. He's obviously been holding this in. And guys tend to have a hard time talking about tough subjects. Of course, it ruined the mood, but there's always next time :)
mareehn 6
dude :(
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Comments (95)
sartrow 8
so, tickle his balls, that should cheer him up : )
kuromi0225 10
two types of people.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Support him, OP.
gurbism 16
Well, that escalated quickly
killerdana 19
No
safireonphire 2
not a timely revelation and totally a mood killer but at least he is comfortable enough with you to be able to open up and show you his inner feelings
CaroAurelia 12
Well, as everyone else said, the sex got ruined but at least he opened up to you. Obviously he trusts you. There's always next time, and maybe it'll be even better because that element of trust.
lynds71 12
Well aren't you glad he told you such a deep thing? Just not in bed...he should of had better timing lol
iAmPaul 49
Looks like he's good at roleplaying.
False_Stupidity 42
And? Suppose he's good at acting and the role he was playing is one of a troubled man who's mother hates him... To get sympathy etc. from his "therapist".
worldclassrager 41
He was honest right?
captainsmegma 12
A good therapist would have still ****** the shit out of the patient.