Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who’s a massage therapist, if he could help my mom with her chronic migraines by massaging her head and neck. My dad came home, saw them in the dimly lit room and knocked my boyfriend out cold for "touching his woman." My boyfriend dumped me and wants my dad arrested. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
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Top comments
blinked_281 29
I see this as actually a good thing. He's obviously been holding this in. And guys tend to have a hard time talking about tough subjects. Of course, it ruined the mood, but there's always next time :)
mareehn 6
dude :(
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Comments (95)
krazayman 18
this seems a little unreal to me
FullMetalAttck 5
well there go's your sex night
cherishthechill 3
I'm sure she doesn't hate him but maybe just disappointed in him.
PoisonOrchid 21
That's not really any better.
InTheMagic 3
Awh why fml you're his gf talk to him
AloysiusWeasley 15
Penny and Leonard?
FlyinOrion 10
Sorry I meant like
Nickoli42 3
That's some good roleplaying.
danilynn6308 14
Lady boner killer, dude.
ICantBelieveItsN_fml 4
At least he agreed to sex. Can't tell if my husband's gay or just not into me. I'm not the first gf (I'm his first and only wife btw) that he's said no to in the bedroom...
Rababco 29
Maybe he's asexual or has a low sex drive.
VenusHeart 5
I would have told him that it was ok because i liked him enough for both of us and that i would show him just how much if he kissed me then and there. ;)
allisurd 17
Apparently you're really good at this game.