Today, at work, we ran out of receipt paper. Someone paid for $3 in gas and asked for a receipt. I explained that the company we order our paper from sent us toilet paper, not receipt paper. He got mad and said that he was never coming back. Twenty minutes later, he was back to get $3 more in gas, wanting a receipt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a top, along with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML
Today, at work as a manager at pizza place, I got yelled by a customer because they got one fewer paper plates than they asked for. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML
Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML
Today, I had a customer throw his purchase at me and demand a refund after I told him that, due to the national change shortage, I couldn't give him his 38 cents. FML
Today, I was chatting to a cashier I see quite a lot, trying to be as charming and as unsmarmy as possible. When she asked if I wanted the receipt, I panicked and said, "No thanks, I don’t believe in paper." She looked at me like I was an alien. FML
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
Today, I had to pee at work. I ended up using all the toilet paper. When I opened the door to leave, a dude was waiting to use the washroom. I told him there was no more toilet paper. He goes, “You finished all of it?” I panicked and said, “No, I didn’t use any!” FML
Today, my boyfriend yet again bought paper towels instead of toilet paper. I screamed myself hoarse at him, and told him to go get some toilet paper before I killed us both. He came back with coffee filters. FML
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Top comments
riley873 21
who the **** buys $3 worth of gas in 2019?!?!
RichardPencil 32
Write it on toilet paper. Hopefully, he’ll wipe his ass with it before he sends it to the IRS.
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Comments (10)
timinator5000 28
How are those simular? How do you mix that up?
riley873 21
line items get a little fucky sometimes
riley873 21
who the **** buys $3 worth of gas in 2019?!?!
Memnoc 26
Maybe in a small gas can for a lawn mower
raven_of_azarath 35
Broke college student who just needs to get to work, where they’ll get paid.
acmariner99 25
I’ve done that for my lawnmower. Parts of the US have gas near 2 bucks a gallon. But twice a day is a bit weird.
Memnoc 26
If the customer is using it to mow lawns for a small business, then twice a day isn't that out of the ordinary, plus would explain why they needed a receipt.
Memnoc 26
Not that weird if he's using it for a lawn mower for a small business. Would also explain why he would need a receipt.
RichardPencil 32
Write it on toilet paper. Hopefully, he’ll wipe his ass with it before he sends it to the IRS.
kBear 4
customers are that stupid. I know from experience
Stephanie Claire 12
Tweakers... gotta love em