Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML
Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, I learned what a "pain in the ass" means. I sat down on my patio swing chair, only to discover it was swarming with baby wasps, who stung me all over the butt. Ouch! FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML
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Hershey903 5
Bees. My worst phobia by far.
Suba_fml 8
Connect the dots.
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Hershey903 5
Bees. My worst phobia by far.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Bees I can handle, and they also make honey. Spiders = evil geniuses
LarryLaDouche 13
There's a video online that shows a massacre of 30,000 bees by 300 Giant Japanese Hornets. You think bees scare you? Watch this video and you will no longer be scared of them. You'll be worried about the 3-inch long, armor plated, flying death machines instead.
Zoh_Aubrey 8
I'm not really scared of bugs, but when they fly towards you--IDC who you are--you run.
SammyS2012 21
You think bees are bad? Wasps are horrible!!! When bees sting you, they die. Wasps on the other hand and sting you over and over...
bioboy725 10
I hate bees and wasps but other than that bugs don't bother me.
Hershey903 5
27 - I've seen that video. Then I thanked god I don't live Japan.
elephantsarecute 16
If it's been sitting there for ages you have to assume the worst about what's moved into it.
MisterDoctor 12
You could say the same about herpes.
SApprentice 34
At least you're not allergic to them, that could have gone very badly.
Suba_fml 8
Connect the dots.
kamikrazy 6
Use the cream for bee stings.
person961 9
A good deed always comes with a consequence.
gc327072 31
10/ That means you'll soon be injured!
BeforeItWasCool 12
Clearly a glass-half-full person!
Asario 0
Consider leaving the swing set there perhaps...
KrazieKleo 13
Uhhh, it's kind of already dismantled...
ellieOphant 4
Next time...get someone to cut the grass before you attempt dismantle of structures. Then they can be the ones stung.
gman90210 18
That's about what I was going to say Why worry about the old rusty swingset if you won't even mow the grass for them?
drkate25 30
Could be worse, you could've gotten a piece of said rusty swing set imbedded in your body somewhere. Hope you're up to date on your tetanus shots!
SeeNote 1
Damn. Im terrified of insects, especially wasps and shit like that
LarryLaDouche 13
******' wasps man. Those bastards are the fighter jets of the insect world. Agile, fast, and pack a serious punch. Spiders don't scare me because wasps kill 'em.
4everGrateful 4
My skins crawling right now at the thought.. Those hives in the ground can be huge!! Saw it on T.V. Once.. Hope I never find out myself .. FYL
hlovesmaya 6
I did when I was 4. It was hidden in my preschools large sandbox and all I gotta say is I never forgot that painful memory :|