Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, I was in a quiet library when I noticed a buzzing sound. I ignored it, but it kept going. I looked around, but nobody else seemed to notice. After 5 minutes of searching, I realized the buzzing was coming from my backpack. My electric toothbrush had turned itself on and was rattling around. Everyone watched me pull out a vibrating bag. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
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Kandyland 12
You think that's bad? When my sister and I were younger, we went in my dad and stepmom's room to find her a t-shirt to sleep in. We opened up a drawer and found pictures of them having sex, with each other and some people we didn't recognize. We found out our parents were swingers. F our lives. lol
omgbeckyyy 0
So your parents aren't supposed to be sexual? I mean... you weren't created by sex or anything, right?
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Comments (42)
AliSama 17
turn it off, then leave it where it was. This is a privi matter that is not about you. How would you like it if your parent came on here and spoke about your sex toys? it is rude.
kfchiken 0
depending on the OPs age what parent wouldn't talk to there daughter about sex toys they found in her room
T9FTW 20
LOL! "Privi matter"
websraaa 6
@Alisama. Shut the hell up and let us enjoy reading funny FMLs.
omgbeckyyy 0
So your parents aren't supposed to be sexual? I mean... you weren't created by sex or anything, right?
dk_fml 0
Bet that's the last time you'll snoop in their stuff again
puddingface94 3
I wouldn't say she was snooping, if you heard a noise, the natural thing is to go check it out and make sure it's not like something's wrong....,
FarFromHome_fml 17
If the noise is coming from a drawer and is the sound of vibrating I think it can safely be assumed that nothing is wrong.
mysteryshadow 0
hope your parents are young
The_One 0
lol #3
NekuSakuraba 0
If you touched it..I hope you washed your hands.
udeserveditbro69 0
U look like a fag
Kandyland 12
You think that's bad? When my sister and I were younger, we went in my dad and stepmom's room to find her a t-shirt to sleep in. We opened up a drawer and found pictures of them having sex, with each other and some people we didn't recognize. We found out our parents were swingers. F our lives. lol
kitkat98_fml 0
damn, that sucks!
corinna12124 0
Wow I'd never be able to look at my parents the same way again it would scar me for life
VeganVampyre 27
You think finding pictures is bad? I got to see the real thing when I apparently got home earlier than expected and found my mom and stepdad doing it on the couch. *shudder*
sadlife67 0
what sex shop did they get it at lol
cybRuser 16
this is so sick
guitar43 0
...... id feel so awkward looking at my parents again.
ddrluna 2
Whoa, shit, you mean YOUR parents didn't take the vote of celibacy when you guys were old enough to realize what sex was? Sucks to be you, everyone else's parents did that. ...Oh wait, no they didn't. Grow up.
goodoldave 17
whose to say it was there parents? Maybe one of the sisters was lying. it doesnt say it was her parents.
FarFromHome_fml 17
Yes it does. Why would one of the sisters hide it in their parents' room? Answer; they would not.