Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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Top comments
Nattybabe 1
wow... nice boyfriend. to that I would of said, yeahh I feel almost as invisible as your dick looks.
Mirelly13 6
Awhh): that's mean. I know what it feels like to get made fun of because of your nose. Just tell him, "If your penis was the size of my nose, I wouldn't be complaining" hah
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Comments (146)
darbell87 0
T-SHIRT TIME!!!!!
vianetvargas12 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Get A Nose Job Or A New Boyfriend Lol
froob 0
nose job probably cheaper
FCChelsea 3
inb4 racism
L3Paparazzo 7
eww nose job yes new boyfriend :P
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, there is no "or". Just get a new boyfriend. She doesn't need to change how she looks just because her boyfriend decided to be an ass.
kofinater 3
You guys interpreted this wrong, he meant "you aren't invisible, just look at that nose its the prettiest one in the world". And is it just me or do people with nose jobs look worse?
allyrox123 0
^^^ AGREED!!!!
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
#54 I agree with u
AshleySezRawrz 0
you shouldn't have to get a nose job for his approval. he obviously doesn't appreciate her for who she is, personality wise .
hersactually 0
tell him, "thanks. at least you don't have to be afraid of being invisible. I mean, look at that dick (of yours)!"
iamaweaome 12
thats really insensitive #2 she shouldn't have to change how she looks just to apease him.
Nattybabe 1
wow... nice boyfriend. to that I would of said, yeahh I feel almost as invisible as your dick looks.
JCLlobet17 0
He is probably mad her nose is bigger than his dick! xD
Nattybabe 1
Exactly. stupid dumb ****, jelousy is ugly. we all know his dick isn't getting any bigger.
huntermc7 0
win comment 3!
Nattybabe 1
Ahha I know right?
MassEffectNerd 0
Maybe the boyfriend was kidding. Chill out OP
mendozaale 0
win
laurbear12 3
not a funny joke
dabomb691 0
laurbear ur nose is big LOL
Quest_ 13
No it's not, asshole.
zine_fml 5
Mean
ry_ry7 4
You deserve better.
nofatchicks90 0
how do u no?
Expertfail 0
FIRST!KL :JAK:LF
Mirelly13 6
Awhh): that's mean. I know what it feels like to get made fun of because of your nose. Just tell him, "If your penis was the size of my nose, I wouldn't be complaining" hah
Alex_aden 0
lmao :DD
Dennisse_47 17
hahaha!!! ^^^ win!
ilovepoppa 0
What a jerk.. Tell him "everyone has flaws, just look at your 'family jewels!'"
yohooooooo 5
I don't get it..
TayonaC 10
she basically said tell him he has small nuts... lol it took me a second to get what she said too
sourgirl101 29
Nut check him using your nose.
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmao, sourgirl.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Who nose why he's such an ass, but you deserve better op.(:
tulsafml 0
I see what you did there.
poppyseed420 9
only time the grammer nazis won't attack......
kathcduri 3
haha good one
cloudy01 0
Are you a horse?
j_cat187 20
no shes jewish
j_cat187 20
aww that wasent that racist