Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the Bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
You should've said, with a hollow voice, "God sees everything, son".
krushr 3
Brings a whole new meaning to "holy crap."
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Comments (100)
marleyvk 0
aawwwweh! :( id jump out and be like "Surprise! you dirty, dirty boy" then go call the cops.
Blippety 23
Why would you call the cops because someone was masturbating?
TheRealStunts 27
#102 gee i wonder why
KupkakeKitten 8
haha that sux! sorry man
Doortje 30
You should've said, with a hollow voice, "God sees everything, son".
yazmi_09 3
haha win
BoredomKillsinc 0
lmao XD
Tbshim 1
epic haha
poppyseed420 9
that's what I would have done
estelleselene_CX 12
lol!
krushr 3
Brings a whole new meaning to "holy crap."
lukethe 0
lol!
ImaginaryFoe 1
HE was at the urinal? Bold. You should've made some noises and scents that would've encouraged himto leave.
satomi_ishida 0
Lol Foe. Also, how did no one walk in on him? That would have made him stop too. .....I hope.
kiwi00 0
He was probably hoping someone would walk in.
cat444des 0
Tell him the church is across the street. Bathrooms are not confessionnals. lol
orphinz 3
Should of Came out with a camera, You know you wanted to...
yousirareamoron 0
Should have*
perdix 31
Hopefully, he got to that one about Onan spilling his seed and getting whacked. Make a run for it when the smoke and brimstone clear!
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Wtf
lol_ironic_life 9
Terrifying indeed! Perhaps he knew you were there and wanted an audience?!