Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the Bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
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Doortje 30
You should've said, with a hollow voice, "God sees everything, son".
krushr 3
Brings a whole new meaning to "holy crap."
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Comments (100)
Fuknmetalchick 0
Thats creepy lol
PFC_88 0
@#25 ur retarded. I'm religious and aiming to be a chapalin in the army and I'm not royaly f-ed up. Chances are his guy is homeless. Also note I don't psuh my religion on others. Think before u open ur ignorant mouth. And yes I can't spell worth shit. >.< gramer nazis to the field!
PFC_88 0
And I agree this is awesome! Almost sounds like something from iraq. Mmm what country were u in o.O
jagrmeister721 2
You weren't in a "cubicle" if you were IN the restroom. You were in a stall.
kiakia0131 23
In other countries they are called "cubicles" not "stalls."
jagrmeister721 2
Since you didn't see the proceedings, the guy wacking off and the guy saying the bible verses might have been two different people. One guy was wacking off, and the guy next to him, presumably a Bible thumper, might have been mouthing Bible verses to protect himself from ungodly arousal of witnessing such a sight.
frostiebeanz 0
you liked it
potsmoker1 0
you should have just left your pretty stupid for not leaving when you had the chance
shutyerpiehole 0
F*cking wimp.
wriptidez 0
hmmmm
AgeOfAquariusss 7
OP should have slammed the door of his cubicle open to startle that creep and walk out of there, glaring and mumbling, "Jeez, people these days..."